Nice to meet you. Or really, everyone on Suicide Project. I have been reading several stories for the past few days, and… I love this place. It’s a place where we suicidals can tell what is going on in our dark, lonely, minds. We suffer mentally, really. We are doing so much wrong, but it feels do damn comfortable. Well, this sounds like quite a thing you guys have here. I’m Poison. This world has me going mad; to the extent of cutting my own damned skin! Anyone else really tired and sick of society’s crap? Cause then you are welcomed to be my friend. Hopefully we’ll get along just fine, people.
P.S. Yes this is some sort of lame attempt of introduction.
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hello Poison. Welcome to the happiest place on Earth!
I was hoping to get some kind of welcoming, so thanks, Ashley! (can I call you that?)
absolutely
Lol if this isn’t the happiest place on earth, then I don’t know what is. Disney has competition.
Woah! I’m getting so.. Welcomed! Lol hello Thelasttime99, Shepard, & hopeisafourletterword! XD
“Run to the hills…”
Just kidding mate, welcome aboard. Depressive literature shall set in momentarily. Please stand by.
Hi
Hello & welcome to SP, Poison.
yep yep. we are certainly on to something here. unfortunately we cannot build a theme park, the mortality rate would be astronomical.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
oh i love that movie!
Everyone here is nuts and many are not who they say they are. (Drama and hypocrisy abounds.) Consider this a friendly warning. 🙂
PS: The Princess Bride is excellent. One of my favorites.
Stormborn’s right. :'( i’m just ashley. i lied about the 68 part. i’m sorry.
Theme park? We only need one ride. The Euthanasia Coaster.
And of course we’re all nuts. Why would any sane person be on this website?
I can’t believe you.
DeathFinalFrontier is right. We’re all a little mad.
And here I thought Ashley was 46.
pfft. that wouldn’t be a very profitable ride. isn’t that what it’s all about? profit?
lol. u know better.
@Death Yes, of course. (I was not excluding myself. 😉 )
So, feeling welcomed yet, Poison?
I think a couple of us like to hijack threads.
you started it. good night all. do your best to stay safe. you are in my thoughts.
You guys are like, my family now. The Suicidal Family!
oh that sounds terrible! lol. good night poison.
Nighty-night, Ashley! 🙂
The Mad Theme Park for Crazy, Suicidal, Nuts… That’s a good name.
Yep. With one ride.
Will there be strippers? Let’s bring in both male and female exotic dancers. Tryouts can be held for any suicidals who are interested.
Oh god. XD
You’d be surprised. A lot of people here are actually pretty hawt.
How do you know that, Storm? Are you part of the NSA? Been spying on us?
Ya a theme park with strippers sweet.
@Death Hehe. I’ve been around for a while. You could say I have a bit of history with this site.
lol I feel like we are more of a traveling circus. With strippers, apparently.
lol. Stormborn likes ’em suicidal.
@Death Yeah, nutty & suicidal seems to be my type. Eh. Everyone is crazy, some are just a little more crazy than others. Nothing wrong with that. Live and let live, you know?
Suicidal strippers in a circus/theme park for nuts. Rated h for holy shit people calm down.
Haha, Poison this is gonna be awsome.
It sure is.
All right, seeing that my eyes won’t stay open for too much longer I bid you all a good night, people. I love you all! Let’s do this again tomorrow, yes? C:
Take it easy Poison. Catch ya on the flip side.
Night Poison
Hello.
Please to meet you on this place of sweetness. Do have a good time.
Hello Poison 🙂
It’s nice to see a new face… Though not quite so if it’s here we’re meeting…
Hope we can all have a great time here though; it feels a bit cold here these days…
Someone who comes to SP, introduces him/herself in a polite manner and that turns into a lighthearted post? color me impressed, and welcome to SP 😀
And yeah, a suicidal theme park? awesome. I suggest silent hill-like attractions and cyanide coated candy apples!
Thank you for welcoming me even more! Omg I love everyone now. You guys are so sweet. Although it is quite different meeting HERE of all places, I’m so glad to have friends who understand. Thanks, M, Frozen In Time, and allshallend. Mmmmm, candy apples to kill for!
Or to die for, rather
how old are you if i might ask?
I’m 14, which I hope isn’t too young.
I have noticed that all ages are admitted to SP good fellow!
How old are you, Ashley? If you don’t mind me asking.
I’m 31 years young. LOL. Feels better to say it that way.
Meh, I think you’re entitled to say it that way, Ashley. That’s still young. It’s all a matter of perspective though.
I’ll be a part of this welcoming committee, since you seem nice. So welcome, Poison, to SP. All it takes to fit in here is a healthy dose of bitching and a pinch of morbid humor. Enjoy.
I almost wish we had something else to call you though, since calling you “poison” seems rather rude…lol.