Death… Ugh. That’s all anyone wants to talk about. What about the rugby game last night? Or the fact that English halfback Freddie Burns looks like Dr. Who? (Matt Smith) Anyone want to discuss the reasons behind NATO not adopting an intermediate cartridge (the 6.8 SPC) instead of sticking with green tip and Mk. 262 5.56 rounds?
Sorry. I have no idea what to talk about. But death… I can save that for later. Any other hot topics for today?
Ex g/f is a dominatrix now? Pictures please.
We need visual confirmation, no need for censorship. (This is the internet).
I’m waiting.
Let’s see current pics of the ex.
hahaha u actually resorted to the American pie reference. did not think you’d stoop so low. smh. another reason you’re going to hell. is this career move from her a surprise to you or was there some foreshadowing? ie leather chaps, whip, gags and blind folds perhaps? hmm? please divulge to us eager readers of sp
LOL. She’s hot. Trust me. Im not gonna put her out like that though. She is 24, black, and a helluva lot of fun. Not quite as sexy as she was when she was 18, but whatever. She is one of the only gfs i ever had. She is on facebook.
She used to handcuff me on a daily basis, back when i was younger, she was a b*tch to me and i loved it. She never was wealthy, but i think she is making good money now. She blindfolded me and all that. She was so much fun, but im kinda lame. I was just happy to be around a girl so out of my league. She wants me to be her slave again…
ok cool so if I type black dominatrix in the search bar on Facebook she should come up then? is that what you’re telling me here? were we ever feeling sorry for you? if so that ship sailed when u told us about your dominatrix ex gf my friend. tough luck. be honest. on a scale of 1 to 10 how much pain did she inflict upon you during her bdsm training years with you? also what was your safe word? I’m guessing it was “pube magic”
no no, i was a lame. A strict Christian and all that. She used to slap me and stuff. She was more into dominating my emotions and my mind. She was an innocent jerk girl then. Now she says she is a full time domme. I just found out yesterday. I shouldn’t have told you guys… i actually broke up with HER. how dumb am i right?
i don’t have a dom pic, just a pic of her in regular life when we used to date. But im not gonna do that. Lets just say i made it all up cause no one would believe me anyway. deal?
all those questions can be thoroughly answered to your satisfaction Phil by paingoaway since he’s the one who trained her in the ways of the force. there’s more to the story here than pain is letting on about. much more. lets just say that she has her masters degree in harlot 101 and phallic history 102.
this was by far one of the most entertaining and enlightening convos I’ve had on here in a while. as great as it’s been I must retire. super tired but strangely peaceful. I got a good feeling about u paingoaway. I surprisingly believe you. u don’t seem to be the fabricating type. good night boys. cheers
hey, look. im a suicidal nobody now, but years ago, i was a cute smart college guy. I impressed her, and i was always into bondage. I used to have a little money from disability, and i gave her money and she dominated me. We were a kinky couple. I broke up with her for the love of my life, but she kept finding slaves. She was 18. I was lucky. Good times. I am going to talk to her tomorrow actually. She is trying to be there for me, doesn’t want me to kill myself.
Fair enough. I’ve found that I seem to get along with women who wear tight black leather pants.
That’s neither here nor there, just mentioning random trivia.
Your ex sounds like a keeper. Did she ever whip you?
Nah. We didn’t have the money for all that. You have to understand, she wasn’t a dominatrix back then. Just a very, very kinky girl. Now, she was always nice to me compared to her other men. She used to play some very sexy mind games with them. Im talking blackmail and stuff. She stopped that when she became a legal domme i guess. Its wierd, ok. Im wierd. Everyting’s wierd.
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Death… Ugh. That’s all anyone wants to talk about. What about the rugby game last night? Or the fact that English halfback Freddie Burns looks like Dr. Who? (Matt Smith) Anyone want to discuss the reasons behind NATO not adopting an intermediate cartridge (the 6.8 SPC) instead of sticking with green tip and Mk. 262 5.56 rounds?
Sorry. I have no idea what to talk about. But death… I can save that for later. Any other hot topics for today?
Weelll.. i realized that my ex girlfriend has become a professional dominatrix in LA. Kinda cool, right?
u win a fuckin gold star for the coolest ex gf here on sp. hands, cuffs and whips down. see what I did there?
i do see with you did there. hey, me and her had some sweet times together. there was this one time, at band camp…
Ex g/f is a dominatrix now? Pictures please.
We need visual confirmation, no need for censorship. (This is the internet).
I’m waiting.
Let’s see current pics of the ex.
hahaha u actually resorted to the American pie reference. did not think you’d stoop so low. smh. another reason you’re going to hell. is this career move from her a surprise to you or was there some foreshadowing? ie leather chaps, whip, gags and blind folds perhaps? hmm? please divulge to us eager readers of sp
LOL. She’s hot. Trust me. Im not gonna put her out like that though. She is 24, black, and a helluva lot of fun. Not quite as sexy as she was when she was 18, but whatever. She is one of the only gfs i ever had. She is on facebook.
Just post her pic and block out the eyes.
Geez. This is a suicide site. Nobody will be offended by tits. You ever read some of these posts?
She used to handcuff me on a daily basis, back when i was younger, she was a b*tch to me and i loved it. She never was wealthy, but i think she is making good money now. She blindfolded me and all that. She was so much fun, but im kinda lame. I was just happy to be around a girl so out of my league. She wants me to be her slave again…
ok cool so if I type black dominatrix in the search bar on Facebook she should come up then? is that what you’re telling me here? were we ever feeling sorry for you? if so that ship sailed when u told us about your dominatrix ex gf my friend. tough luck. be honest. on a scale of 1 to 10 how much pain did she inflict upon you during her bdsm training years with you? also what was your safe word? I’m guessing it was “pube magic”
ok i will try to post a pic, but how do i block out the eyes?
BDSM training? You can go to school for that? Whore School? Do they teach people how to give BJ’s and stuff?
no no, i was a lame. A strict Christian and all that. She used to slap me and stuff. She was more into dominating my emotions and my mind. She was an innocent jerk girl then. Now she says she is a full time domme. I just found out yesterday. I shouldn’t have told you guys… i actually broke up with HER. how dumb am i right?
You have nothing to apologize for. You have excellent tastes in women.
Still waiting on the Dom Pic.
i don’t have a dom pic, just a pic of her in regular life when we used to date. But im not gonna do that. Lets just say i made it all up cause no one would believe me anyway. deal?
all those questions can be thoroughly answered to your satisfaction Phil by paingoaway since he’s the one who trained her in the ways of the force. there’s more to the story here than pain is letting on about. much more. lets just say that she has her masters degree in harlot 101 and phallic history 102.
this was by far one of the most entertaining and enlightening convos I’ve had on here in a while. as great as it’s been I must retire. super tired but strangely peaceful. I got a good feeling about u paingoaway. I surprisingly believe you. u don’t seem to be the fabricating type. good night boys. cheers
Sweet dreams
hey, look. im a suicidal nobody now, but years ago, i was a cute smart college guy. I impressed her, and i was always into bondage. I used to have a little money from disability, and i gave her money and she dominated me. We were a kinky couple. I broke up with her for the love of my life, but she kept finding slaves. She was 18. I was lucky. Good times. I am going to talk to her tomorrow actually. She is trying to be there for me, doesn’t want me to kill myself.
good night, killswitchon.
Fair enough. I’ve found that I seem to get along with women who wear tight black leather pants.
That’s neither here nor there, just mentioning random trivia.
Your ex sounds like a keeper. Did she ever whip you?
Nah. We didn’t have the money for all that. You have to understand, she wasn’t a dominatrix back then. Just a very, very kinky girl. Now, she was always nice to me compared to her other men. She used to play some very sexy mind games with them. Im talking blackmail and stuff. She stopped that when she became a legal domme i guess. Its wierd, ok. Im wierd. Everyting’s wierd.
Not real blackmail, but just roleplaying,
im going to bed. we can talk more tomorrow if you like about alternate lifestyles of the perverted, lol
Judge not lest ye be judged yourself.
G’nite, paingoaway. Sleep well, you lucky man.