Why do you want to die why not talk over some pie or we can just get high oh its illegal thats why lets just talk over pie lets forget about lifes lies, talk about the fallacies of our mind the pain that you just cant be left behind or maybe you can say just say hi dont be shy tell me why you want to die I kinda ran outta pie by the way my name is guy
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hello, my friend, my name is Sten’
my favorite hobby is strangling men
i love SP because just like here be
mounds of sophisticated poetry
pies are for pussies, try rusty big nails
and write a post with all the details
you see, on SP, we love sob stories
especially when they’re extra gory
your poem has touched the core of my soul
and burned in my brain a few dozen holes
it was so terrible my eyes turned to ***
and this I blame on all fucking you
so my good friend, please do us something
and pack your bags and keep on going
I mean I have seen your comments on other sp users post and you seem to hate everything or react negative towards them. But hey if you try some pie you might change your mind.
yes my dear friend, i’m a huge *****
also a gold digger who wants to get rich
i hate on SP and troll everyone
because i get off when tears start to run
i don’t eat pie, i’m on a glutton free diet
but i do eat emo’s you really should try it
i hate all men, that’s what feminists do
and steal all their money, i swear that is true
so off i will go and make my cash rain
and when it runs out all men I will blame
I never called you a ***** and i would rather pie than emos and not all men are the same. You can make money other ways. There will always be men feminism is overrated
why eat pies when you can eat guys
they have lots of protein, even i was surprised
they taste like axe spray and douchey hats too
which tastes all right when i add salt to the stew
i am never sarcastic, nope not ever at all
so off i go now to kick men in the balls
She’s abrasive, there is no doubt.
About as appealing as a dead smelly trout.
But she’s got some solid rhyming skills,
And other attributes to help pay the bills.
Oh well, who cares. Who reads this crap?
I’d be better off taking a nap.
A deep dreamless sleep which lasts forever
Next to a Heather with the feathers in perfect weather after my head gets severed.
Whatever.
Eat pie because they are great. Kiss a guy cause well you can. And I’m sure you can put salt, axe spray and douchey hats on pies im sorry but pies dont have balls
Just checking up, on the website, gotta thank Glob
I dunno, but today I feel like a slob
No push ups in the morn’, no corn
I didn’t even realise there’s a storm
I got my clothes on, but didn’t dress up
Got an email from a girl I probably dreamt up
(So) I won’t reply till later, ’cause I’m kinda down
Feeling like nothing but a melancholic clown
I wanna know if the day will remain the same
And if the answer’s yes, I’ma go insane
Had to look at that distant light
Peripheral vision: not a lost soul in sight
Today is like any other Monday
Waking up, passing out and thinking ’bout the next day
I have to say that unlike the past week, in a way…
I still believe; today will be a good day.
I mean at least you have hope, something most people on sp dont have
It’s always a good day
When you don’t need your AK.
Is there any worse crime
Than publishing horrible rhymes?
I couldn’t resist.
Without this shit SP wouldn’t exist.
Dr. Suess is rolling over in his grave.
Hmm Brave? Crave? Rave? Slave?
Hey like I said entertain my stupidity
Me gusta el pastel de manzana con helado.
I would never turn down pie even if my rhyming skills are transparently awful…
Why I want to die, well that’s a long story
And I won’t end up covered in glory
Best I can hope is that it won’t be too gory
Wonder what the afterlife has in store for me.
But I don’t wanna upset my mother
She’s always loved me, like no other
Can’t really say the same about my brother
Friends, or even my ex-lover.
In the meantime, there’s always pie
And kind folks, like you, guy
Who are patient to listen and understand why
Some of us groan and some of us cry.
There, it was awful and embarrassing, but at least I tried.
Thats your brother’s friends and ex-lover Idk how much they mean to you but they’re just friends and ex-lovers am sure you can find more
so after muddling through this shit
im off to be thuggy and slap a *****
it was her fault in some way
we all know it, and thats a shame
to let woman walk the face of the earth
not bare foot not pregnant, not making dessert
who in the world that it good idea
to make woman equal, my man ya feel?
put them in the kitchen i say
there only good for bitching and being a slave
sorry if i havent made all of this clear
ive only had a drink, maybe thirty two, plus beer
stendarr thinks its men who are no good
but i hardly met a woman who understood
that man built this world all violent and free
woman are reserved only too breed
to make more man in the fathers image
if its a girl, well now theres a decision
do you kill it before it can grow
or do you sell it off for another man too sow
his wild outs, his manly seed
its woman i say who are a disease.
I hoping you’re just trolling I mean I want a daughter. I would love to have one. And if I do I hope she doesn’t meet a guy like you. I think any dad would hurt a guy like u. But then again I’m sure you’re just trolling
@LA
your attitude sucks, go cry all alone
and how women suck, continue to moan
if you hate women in such a big way
cut off your balls and turn totally gay
i thought your poem was actually pretty funny lol
Damn i was trying to be serious but I’m glad I made someone smile if u did
This is great, it’s better than soccer.
The back and forth half assed banter.
Hey OP? Delete the ones that don’t rhyme.
It’s not like you’ve got anything better to do with your time.
(Cadence was off. Too many syllables.
Must pay more attention to subtle variables).
@c4 love the fact that you insult me then give me advice but thanks I love u too
No problem. I only slap people that I love. 🙂
There’s an old Russian proverb. “If he doesn’t hit her then he doesn’t love her”. You might think that’s kinda messed up. I would probably agree.
Russians are renowned for being alcoholic wife beaters who over react and are way too emotional. That’s beside the point. I just think that quote is kinda funny.
That is messed up but you made it seem funny
You’ve stopped rhyming. What’s wrong?
This post would make for a horrible song.
It would never become a greatest hit.
Redeem yourself. Show us your tits.
Yeah I don’t think you want to see the tits of a guy who’s home alone eating pie while high that just isn’t right
You’re right.
Eat your pie, stay high, and don’t show me you tits.
I’m researching all-wheel-drive vehicles.
(I don’t care about rhyming anymore. Your tits mean nothing to me).