why is it always so-and-so had sex with the girl, not the girl had sex with so-and-so? Your girlfriend cheated on you bro, your best friend is just a man. I don’t know what to tell you.
cuz it’s bro code Thanatos. you hold your guy friends to a different standard. most likely alcohol or some perception distorting substance involved though. doesn’t make the hurt any less deep but I’m sorry u got back stabbed by a close male pal–the girl isn’t blameless in this either–but I know that feel of trusting a brother and him planting the knife deep. it’s shell shock
caught a lil bit of the goonies but had no idea you were referencing a character from it. I think JUST before my time. thought you were talkin’ memes. *insert Kermit the frog meme face*
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why is it always so-and-so had sex with the girl, not the girl had sex with so-and-so? Your girlfriend cheated on you bro, your best friend is just a man. I don’t know what to tell you.
cuz it’s bro code Thanatos. you hold your guy friends to a different standard. most likely alcohol or some perception distorting substance involved though. doesn’t make the hurt any less deep but I’m sorry u got back stabbed by a close male pal–the girl isn’t blameless in this either–but I know that feel of trusting a brother and him planting the knife deep. it’s shell shock
-_.
(^skeptical sloth)
{treasure island}
lol *rape sloth coming for you
Wait, Sloth was from Goonies.. my bad. I haven’t seen either of the films, a little before my time.
@thanatos are you serious right now bro? of course sloth was from the goonies!
Oh no, if my moderate pace is reduced in the slightest the rape sloth might attax my ass.
caught a lil bit of the goonies but had no idea you were referencing a character from it. I think JUST before my time. thought you were talkin’ memes. *insert Kermit the frog meme face*