So tomorrow (US time, the 3rd) is my birthday… this morning i received a notification from what i have dubbed “the SP birthday bot.”
SP birthday bot claimed the “honor” of “drawing first blood” on birthday wishes.
The irony is potent.
Imagine… a person trapped in a life they wish had never occurred, who has frequented a suicide-centric website for over a year… receives a BIRTHDAY wish, from this site’s computer program (“bot”), prior to anyone else who has ever known me (aside from my mom and the older of my two half-sisters, with both of whom i share a domicile).
The first entity outside my residence, to mention my birthday… is a robot from the site i found, due to wishing i had never been born. LOL!
I almost mentioned this the other day, before… things… made me not want to read comments for a while… but i was seriously considering responding to “facebook wishes” this year, and in an incredibly negative and contrary, but honest, way.
Something along the lines of “…why would i celebrate the first day of a prolonged, agonizing and unrewarding process i wish never occurred?”
Anyway… i just felt like sharing. Not that it matters. It’s just another thing.
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you must be irony impaired.
Oh? And why is that?
Because the sight you came to questioning your life sent you a birthday wish first.
happy birthday by the way
Whether you care to hear it or not Happy Birthday :3
I wonder if this happened to anyone else here. Last month was my birthday, and I didn’t receive any unexpected well wishes from a “birthday bot”. ^~^
did you use a legit email that doesn’t block SP’s notification mails or send them to spam folder?
Mochiron desu (yes, of course). (^^)
And yet another unexpected well wish to you my friend.. “Happy Birthday!”
It’s not so much that it was “unexpected,” just that i found humor in the fact that the bot struck first… and quite ironic, due to the aforementioned conditions.
Well, maybe they thought you won’t be able to read their Happy Deathday message once you’ve gone. I find no reason to celebrate my birthday either.
August 4th is SP’s birthday I’m pretty sure
I think it will be 10 years old and still as retarded as my 3 year old nephew
happy birthday btw, do something cool like put rubbing alcohol in a church’s holy water or whatever they drink, cheers mate 😉
happy birthday. Now SP bot give clevername some cake. Lol
the cake is a lie xD
portal reference >.>
I’m on to you, GLaDOS…
lol
I hate my birthday too but my boyfriend sent me a present so i did take it
I’d fuckin’ kill for some cake right now. Have a good one, clever.
I can’t wait till the birthday bot sends me a voice message saying “you are obsolete” and bombards my inbox with ads for discount funerals or ideal paupers graves.
Happy Birthday Clevername! xox
The amount of birthday wishes on social media is too damn high *insert picture*
And of course, happy anniversary of leaving your moms belly.
lol.
Thanks er’boddeh.
It sound like you have a sense of humor about it. It is kind of ironic and funny.
Happy Birthday!!!
I recently had one and was surprised by the birthday bots from sites I forgot I had accounts with. I managed to lay low and avoid introspection and festivities, which helped.
Birthday Greetings, Clevername. (: Keep bein’ awesome.
How did the bot know it was your birthday? To sign up for this site, the only info I entered was an email address.
Hmm. Makes me wonder if you’re a “person of interest”. The shadowy, online suicidal chat network must be collecting data on you. Getting your birthday is just the tip of the iceberg – who knows how much information this nefarious, global consortium has on you?
Or not.
Happy Birthday.
Hey, Happy Birthday Clevername 🙂 . May the light be with you.
HAPPY BDAY YOU INTELLECTUALLY GIFTED GANGSTER ASS ************!! Hope its good. enjoy a doobsnack or a brew for me today! enjoy however old you are now. suffice to say ur guna be faded n shitfaced by the time ur done! that is ur mission if u choose to accept it Clevername.
Clevername is love. Clevername is life.