I usually wear heels and skirts to school, looking put together, but today I just didn’t feel like it. I showed up to school in sweats, vans, my pajama shirt and threw my hair up in a pony tail. This guy literally came up to me and said “Is that (my name)?” My outfit complexly represented me. Not a good day. Someone called me boring. He may have been joking, but I couldn’t tell. I don’t want to be boring, but even I seem boring to myself now.
xoxo,
It’s Only Me
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“This guy literally came up to me and said ‘Is that (my name)?'”
My response: “Yup, U Mad Bro? Now go fuck yourself backwards.”
Don’t take shit from anybody and always do what you want.
“Go fuck yourself backwards”?
Please walk me through this process. I’ve tried to fuck myself before and it’s very difficult. How can I fuck myself backwards? How does that work?
*waiting on the edge of my seat with baited breath*.
Ingredients: A thin 8oz glass jar (Paper thin glass), 2 eggs, lubricant (your choice), sandpaper, duct tape and some towels (lots of them, you will need them).
Step 1: Your going to warp a 3 in strip of sandpaper around your jar…
Step 3: Apply generous amounts of the lubricant onto the jar/sandpaper apparatus…
?
I’m starting to wish I hadn’t asked.
Is step #2 the painful part?
Oh sorry
Step #2 is to tape the sandpaper to the jar..
If you are a very vocal person, Step #2.5 Duct tape your mouth shut
Now for step #4.
I was hoping that “fucking yourself backwards” would work like this:
1) A deep restful sleep.
2) A mindblowing orgasm a few minutes before falling asleep.
3) Screwing some chick who moans “OH, C4” as she chews gum & watches TV.
4) Listening to this girl talk about cats, how she hates her life and her co-workers, and whatever the hell else she’s talking about while you pretend to feign interest.
5) Meeting some random broad who laughs at your jokes.
I thought that was what “fucking yourself backwards” meant.
(Then changing your phone number and hoping she never caught your real name).
Lol, I needed a laugh. Ty Koji and C4.
I agree with Koji though. And your user name expresses my thoughts…..you can only give them you…..and it’s a shame others are so shallow and unable to accept ppl for who they are on our down days. We shouldn’t only accept ppl for who they are on their good days. If they can accept you on a good day, then they can accept you on a bad one too, it’s all still you! Ugh, I suck at expressing my points but i think the gist of it is understandable…
EvilOni22!
I am glad I made you laugh! As always, its wonderful seeing you grace us with your presence whenever you pop up on SP.
But yes, you made a valid point: We shouldn’t only accept people for who they are on their good days, but always be accepting of people in every way, everyday.
Take care EvilOni22 🙂
We should be more accepting, but you know the reality most people will judge you forever for one mistake or slip up. Or if you act differently than their preconceived notion of who you are.
u guys really are funny