I had an epiphany today. Sitting in my geometry (or geography… Maybe it’s geology. I really don’t know) class it came to me; I know how I’m going to die. I’m gonna call some local dive bar up (because what will transpire shouldn’t be witnessed by anyone under 21) and tell them I’m a Romanian Gypsy magician called Bogdan the Mysterious, and am come a long way to teach the wonders of the gypsy people to the west. Once they give me the ok, I look for 8 willing midgets and a trained juggling bear to participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity.
When the big day comes, I jump out on stage from behind a curtain, shout “Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass”, pull out a handgun and shoot myself in the head. Those 8 midgets and the juggling bear burst out from either wall behind my lifeless carcass while riding tricycles to the opening music from Jackass.
The end.
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I like your style.
Genius.