“if you get lost in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise”… or some shit like that. I’m not saying that you fuck around with your woman or anything, but I fail to understand how most men can’t devote themselves entirely to one woman and instead to fuck around with her sister or her stylist or the monkey that folds the crotches of her fuckin’ undies. That’s probably why I don’t have guy friends; because I’d just end up blowing their brains out for being unfaithful to their women and inconveniencing me.
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Amen
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Hey Whispers. Hope you’re dandy 🙂
“if you get lost in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise”… or some shit like that. I’m not saying that you fuck around with your woman or anything, but I fail to understand how most men can’t devote themselves entirely to one woman and instead to fuck around with her sister or her stylist or the monkey that folds the crotches of her fuckin’ undies. That’s probably why I don’t have guy friends; because I’d just end up blowing their brains out for being unfaithful to their women and inconveniencing me.