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Nah. You’re not a bad person.

Let’s say you start a band? You need a bitchin lead guitarist? You call me. I’m your guy. No guyliner though. Shit’s too emo. But really, I’m classically trained and have a degree in electric guitar and all that stuff. I will play my ass off for free for you. You seem like a cool guy, in a rough spot. All you have to do is send me wav or mp4 and I’ll lay down some leads. You never know, we might make something worth a shit. You just never know…