Disclaimer: Zetsumei does not own any of the songs or characters used in the story.
After days of traveling, the trio decides to set up camp in the middle of a forest. Rocketman has been training his powers for some time now.
Rocketman: Hey, I feel something weird. Can it be my powers are evolving?
Zetsumei: It could be. Why don’t you see if you have a powered form?
Rocketman: Powered form like in Dragon Ball Z?
Zetsumei: Yes.
Rocketman: Okay, I’ll give it a try.
Rocketman charges his energy for several minutes while screaming then a massive explosion happens around him accompanied by the sound of a loud trumpet. When the dust settles, Rocketman’s hair is dyed yellow, white and black and the ground around him turned dark brown. For some reason, Rocketman is surrounded by the corpses of dead birds.
Zetsumei looks over at Hazy Day Sunflower to see she is on the ground, foaming at the mouth and convulsing.
Zetsumei: What the fuck was that?
Rocketman embarrassed replies, “My B.B.B. burrito and my R.A.P. smoothie…”
Rocketman awkwardly walks away while muttering something about needing clean pants.
Zetsumei: His broccoli, brussels sprouts and beans burrito and his raisins, apricots and prunes smoothie? Dear god… I’m so thankful I don’t have a nose right now.
Hazy Day Sunflower recovers only to say, “IT STINKS! IT SMELLS SO BA…” HDS passed out.
Rocketman returns wearing new pants.
Zetsumei: What happened to your old ones?
Rocketman: I put them in the river to soak but then the water turned funny and all of the fish floated to the top.
Zetsumei: Leave your pants there. I don’t care if I have to order you to, just don’t bring them.
Zetsumei mumbles under his breath, “That river is now full of toxic waste and it leads to the government’s headquarters, anyway…”
Rocketman: Okay, I’ll do it. I don’t understand the purpose of your orders, though…
HDS recovers and starts singing, ”
ari no mama de sora he kaze ni notte
ari no mama de tobidashitemiru no
nidoto namida ha nagasanai wa
tsumetaku daichi wo tsutsumikomi
takaku maiagaru omoi egaite
hanasaku koori no kesshou no youni
kagayaiteitai mou kimeta no
kore de ii no jibun wo suki ni natte
kore de ii no jibun shinjite
hikari abinagara
arukidasou
sukoshi mo samukunai wa” then passes out again.
Rocketman: How do you like my new hair? It has 3 colors in it!
Zetsumei says in a deadpan voice, “Your hair is covered in bird crap and piss…”
Rocketman: No, it’s not! This hair is just a sign of my awesome transformation!
Zetsumei: Whatever…
Rocketman: Do you have any transformation?
Zetsumei doesn’t respond then does the Kamen Rider 1 henshin pose.
However, Zetsumei transforms into Battle Lover Scarlet from Binan K?k? Chiky? B?ei-bu LOVE! by accident.
Rocketman starts laughing his ass off at the skeleton Battle Lover.
Zetsumei growls then cancels the transformation. Zetsumei reaches into the air and puts on a weird device with a slot in it. The device turns into a belt and Zetsumei presses a black usb-thing that says, “SKULL” putting it into the slot after. Zetsumei pushes the slot down so it tilts diagonally and waits as black particles attach on its body. After the transformation is finished, Zetsumei is in a black skeleton-looking bodysuit accented with silver/gray areas and a white fedora on its head. Zetsumei holds out his hand pointing at Rocketman before flicking its hand so it’s upside-down while pointing at Rocketman with his index finger. Zetsumei finishes its transformation by saying, “Saa, omae no tsumi wo kazoero. (Now, count your sins.)
Sorry, HDS but I think this might be my last story. My heart’s just not into this… Honestly, I can’t remember a time when my heart was in anything. Not even trying new Filipino foods is enough to excite me just a tiny bit… My father thinks I’m depressed because I just play video games. He is wrong, those video games are what I use to channel my hatred in. Without them, I might have cracked sooner than I have. The true reason I’m depressed is because I can’t bring myself to care about anything at all and I hate that! So, sorry HDS. I know you look forward to my stories but I can’t even take joy in the fact I’m giving someone something to look forward to. I’m tired of everything… I’m so goddamned tired!
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but…but….I sung Frozen in Japanese…
And that was a little be glib. Which I apologize for. This really isn’t about me. Thank you so much for including me in the story. I’ve been there. In a place where I just don’t care. There isn’t much left of me to care any more, and nothing, not friends calling, not the sunflowers in my back yard, not even the thought of going to the ocean would pull me out of it. It is a black hole. And it sucks everything in.
Gosh that is depressing.
I should send me a card that that that cat on the front hanging off a branch that says “hang in there” and in the inside it says….fuck that just jump already.
I’m still asking myself how you can manage to reference dragon ball z and not have some hironobu kageyama in there.
SPARKLING!
Toki wa michite
Oh, meshia
Oh, meshi-ra
Yudiliya vele (x3)
Yudiliya-iyaliya
Ah, sokonashi no kyoufu wo hikitsure.
Ah, semari-kuru jaaku na tamashii.
Makerarenai unmei no wakareme.
Yaru shika nai yoake ni inochi kakete.
Kono te de!!
Amazing. To this day i can’t erase this one from my head: www .youtube .com/watch?v=xcGndttTxuk
wish he would have singed that one when i saw him live. Well, at least (kita)dani did perform we are from one piece, heh.
www .youtube .com/watch?v=34ZW6xTSTQU <- poor woman.
@Mf: we interrupt HDS’s Ghibili piano for NON STOP DBZ MAYHEM!
FTR this has been running through my head all day. I love the lyrics. The Korean is so beautiful. I don’t know. I’m feeling really anxious and sentimental tonight. A really weird combination.
www. youtube. com/watch?v=dMBhP-DecvU
@HDS: Now i know why i prefer japanese vocals over korean ones (never realized it or analyzed it before)… it’s just the singing style. Japanese vocalists tend to overpower their vocals and make their chorus completely explosive, specially on ballads (there’s a few exceptions tho)… Koreans seems to go for a more subtle performance, which sounds nice… but sort of leaves me waiting for that… overpowered moment. The song is really nice tho, but i’m guessing you should keep cardboard cutters far away from you while listening to stuff like that, lol.
www .youtube .com/watch?v=yVhYBOZyhcE <- love that one. I always make a point of listening to it from time to time, and i guess it should fall in the "a bit more subtle performance" territory.
Gackt sings some pretty dark stuff. This is poetry for sure. Do they write their own lyrics?
Maybe it is the tonal quality of Korean that makes me like their ballets. The language is so pretty when sung slow. It isn’t as tonal as Chinese or Vietnamese, but it has a flowing quality that Japanese doesn’t. Don’t get me wrong though, I love Japanese.
Chinese Opera, now that takes some getting use to:
www. youtube. com/watch?v=mN9iXlfxpxI
But I kind of like the story lines. Especially the ones about Monkey King.
Yup, he does. Actually Gackt is the singer (solo project), the band is a support band. That whole concert is sort of a conceptual story, a cyborg that got the looks, memories and image of another person (who died) and the memories sort of haunt him (if i can remember correctly).
www .youtube .com/watch?v=LGNwcH1Qwjs www. youtube. com/watch?v=0yW20rTwTUE kinda fits this blog, heh. Supposedly written in part for someone that passed away.
and last one (i swear) -> www. youtube .com/watch?v=E06ywodffH0 love… LOVE this song. The original recording is better, but still love it. Once i was humming it along when i entered somewhere, and when i got out of there the same thing happened that happens in the song (and at the exact same time of the song… you’ll notice it), true story.
And now i’ll go get some… i guess 5 hours sleep if i’m lucky? lol. Sucks to have to wake up at 7am on saturday.
@Mf sweet dreams.
Oh definitely, that most likely has to do with the overall strength of it too. Japanese is a much more… how can i say it… “tough” language. They attack the syllables instead of letting them flow, all the opposite than korean language. Might explain why most japanese singers end up with vocal conditions, lol.
As for the chinese opera, i can see the skill needed to do that (but yeah, it might take me a while to get used to it), the tones she hit are amazing tho… pretty consistent and high, and it does flow a lot better than say, enka, or japanese folklore music. The fact that she does look like rita repulsa does not help me take it seriously tho, lol. Nite!
He’s kind of like the Morressy of Japan. LOL.
@Mf, pretty sure that is a man, Peking Opera is played by men I believe. Still….
You are the first person I have encountered that finds anything redeeming in Peking Opera. Yup, you are a new found friend indeed!
@Mf, forget that, women sing in Peking Opera now. Night.