I LOVE MY CAT – so there!

Hampshire_Girl,

first time I’ve seen your post, I went back to your first and read them all, so your 19 years old, your not dead above the waist and you take buses everywhere and hate cats, did I get this right? HICK-UP! excuse me I’m drinking vodka.

just kidding welcome to the wide wacky world of SP!! I LOVE ENGLAND! I TAKE IT YOUR ENGLISH WHO ELSE WOULD NAME THEMSELFS AFTER A PUDDING, all my favorite bands come from there! the Rolling clones and the Ruttles, Been a long time since I’ve been there, all the women sound like Margret Thatcher AND THE GUYS ARE GOOFY!

OK Back to your post I hate cats too! I have four! they all bite my ankles!! one is Boots a tuxedo cat without a goatee, we don’t have hippie cats over here! another is Dodger you can’t catch her! she has no tail and hops like a rabbit, hum? maybe she thinks she a rabbit? anyways she’s my dinner date every night! eats off my plate! the other is Tinkerbell how original! she’s a lover, still thinks she’s a baby melts in your arms like a rag doll, then then there’s Bits! A true predator! just a kitten attack attack is all he knows! and he sleeps on my face cheek to cheek and bites my nose!!! anyways i found them all well I rescued them from certain death! and now I’m stuck here! because what would happen to them if i wasn’t around? so there you have it. yes your hippie cats cool. excuse me !! while i freshen my drink! HICK-UP