There’s some discussion as to what bah looks like. I’ll tell you what bah looks like. Here you go folks:
This is Me:
This is Me most days:
This is me every day. Never. fitting. in.
And while we’re at it, I found a picture of Cordless online. This is what she looks like after eating a hot pepper (…or after she’s done murdering someone with an axe…either or). Â Note the satisfied smile, and the crazed sleep-deprived murderous eyes… :
Which emoticon are you?
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You are adorable. for a dude.
Now I just need to find an egg-stealing emoticon for HDS, hehee 😛
Behold the egg stealer.
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HAHA! The egg is even a bit blue too!! Didn’t you say the eggs they lay are a bit blue-ish?
Sweeeeet! The egg is even blue. Yes they lay blue eggs. and they go baGAWK!! When they do it.
Wow…. we could be twins!!
hehee, saw the pic, and I was like, I so gotta post this!!
Funny you should mention the hot peppers. I just got done trying some habanero potato chips.
Usually I’m skeptical when things claim to be hot and spicy, because usually they’re not hot enough at all.
But these were reasonably good.
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I just bought chips today too! Not that I should be eating chips, but I haven’t had some in a long time. Nope, they weren’t spicy, but they were red. And I bought the purple chips too cuz, why not? 😛
I’m on my forth pop tart and just got done polishing off a bag of kettlefried salt and pepper chips. I’m going to diabetes hell.
Lays makes great BBQ chips too.
With that complexion no wonder you were a model, clear, flawless yellow skin, plus 2 long pearly white teeth instead of the usual 32… yup, i can see it.
and…heart-shaped tonsils lol
I thought that was your kidney :O
and i can turn colors and be red some days. yup.
Yup, 2 long rows of white teeth. So no need for flossing 😀
And at this point i’m pretty sure that i’m the only human being alive that sort of enjoys flossing, lol.
That’s a good thing! I met a girl who loved to brush her teeth, and she’d brush much much longer than most people. I don’t remember her teeth but I’m pretty sure that means her teeth are in great condition!
maybe you and her will get along 😛
That’d be funny. “hey, what are your hobbies?” “compulsive flossing” “what… you too? omg…” “OMG…”
*cue disney dentist music*
hey, no one will quite understand you like she does 😀
Dude, Cordless looks smoking hot!
IKR!! 😀
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(*shakes head and laughs*)
You’re just trying to stay on the axe-murderer’s good side. 😛
nah, he just wants your music royalty checks O_o
That must be it.
Well, maybe a little of both. Given this is a suicide site, what’s the definition of “good side” of an axe murderer?
Some days I wouldn’t mind an axe murdering buddy, others I wouldn’t mind being on the business end of said axe.
Random comment, doesn’t axe murderer imply that one murders axes? A goat fucker, earns their title fucking goats right?
The axes had it coming.
You could say they…
(*drum roll*)
“AXED for it.”
(*realizes I’m going to bad-grammar-hell now*)
So when the axes axed for it, you gave the axe, axing them with an axe?
Ax-actly.
This reminds me of the Chicago musical….
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Cell Block Tango!
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Favorite line: “Some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.”
…for days when you can’t wield your axe
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I suspect that people mis-represent their true identity online. (Which explains why others are skeptical when I tell them I’m the Prince of Kenya).
Morris I thought YOU were the runway model?
@HDS; The only modeling I do now is as the ‘before’ model in ‘before and after’ pictorials.
Yep. I’m a real inspiration.
I’m a pretty good likeness of the “after” pictorial in an electro-shock therapy add.
Hmm.
The only person I’ve ever seen after electro shock treatment was Jack Nicholson’s character in One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest. He didn’t seem very animated.
Actually i’ve never told anyone this, but i’m constantly surrounded by models. Sure, they’re model-kits (because i assemble them in my free time), but they’re still models to me damnit.
FTR i had no idea if Morris was male or female for quite a while. No homo.
@Mf; Don’t feel bad.
Morris is a state of mind that isn’t confined to gender stereotypes. I like to think there’s a little bit of Morris in everyone.
Cordless on fire hehehe 😉
I came up with a new word for disabled people. Enabled.
maybe that’s insensitive
Isn’t that a totally cute picture of her? So appropriate too, the fire- her love of peppers; the wide crazy eyes- the axe murderess theme. It’s like The Internet knew I was searching for the right pic. And I wasn’t even searching too- it just came up under the general search for emoticons I was using for my post. Saw the pic and I was whoa, that is SO Cordless 😛
That did make me laugh sleep deprived murderous eyes haha