Why do I have be afraid of my brothers whyyyy whyyyyyyyyy now I’m stuck having to do something I don’t want to do on mother’s day…… Asdfghjkl I hate my family (apart from my nephew) enough as it is but now it’s worse I have to go see my Nana… Now some of you think that’s not so bad why are you complaining just stop you’re ranting it’s annoying.
No I won’t because I need excuses because my brain isn’t working.
My Nana is the worse person everrrrr *facepalm* I mean she’s the one who gave birth to my Mom… She’s worse than my Mom I see her fuck all but she will give my Mom some clothes then look at me with her judging eyes and be like “none of the clothes I got won’t fit her *pointing at me* because she’s too fat she needs to stop eating” then when I don’t eat any of the food she serves on her table “eat!” She says… “You’re only gonna get fatter” FML.
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Not sure if this is good advice, its prob not….
What gets me thru family functions is booze. And more booze. Or do something like spit in their food. Childish, i know, but it can make u smile while they are eating. Good luck with it.
I tried that last night. It just left me with a sad feeling, shaky hands and a vague sense of foreboding.
Better coping through alcohol. sigh. I wish I had a bottle of klonopin. All the victory with none of the hangover.
Tbh I nicknamed her Satan
Also spitting in her food sounds hilarious just to imagine her face.
They are nice. I just filled my valium script. Gonna be a hazy day afternoon. Sorry to hijack ur name
Valium is too slow a burn and the half life is too long. I like klopin, take the edge off and it has a short half life. Enjoy the chemical vacation either way, I am totally jealous.
Mah Mom takes valium … Always keeping a eye on it as she calls me a “pill popper”
Thanks hds
Hey sui sorry for late comnent but yeah the spit thing is hilarious. I once did similar but worse to someone very nasty. Was great to watch em eat it. !!! Its like a little victory.
Lol I probs wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face if I did so
That sucks. I hate that for you. My family doesn’t encourage me either. It’s not your fault.