You have spectacular taste in music even if I don’t comment on your posts very often. I need to be in the right mood to join in the festivities on some of these posts. I enjoy reading them though. I’m kind of a voyuer that way.
You driving tonight? You must have a massive sterio on your truck. I know I would. I blast the sterio in the VW TDI and drive way over the speed limit. I’m headed to the Gulf this weekend and I am going to just work that damn car through it’s paces with the sterio really loud. Unless the kids tag along. Then it is fucking speed limit and some bullshit radiostation that doesn’t set the autistic kid into a rage induced murder spree.
Accomplice! I imagine your apparatuses are great for blunt force trauma. Vehicular manslaughter with a wheel chair? Decapitation with a harp string maybe… I’m not even getting creative yet.
I have multiple canes, plus the walker/wheelchair thingy I keep in the trunk of the car, plus the braces. Give me some of those ninja throwing-stars and I promise to make you proud.
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If I ever get to form a rock band and become famous, I’ll need to remember that the name “Shittalkaz” is already taken. 😉
Go with ‘Bloodfart’, no one’s taken that yet.
Sounds like a bad colonoscopy incident.
That made me chock on a laugh.
How about “Fekal Linguistykz”?
All my teachers would roll over in their graves… even the ones who weren’t dead yet.
So it might be worth it.
LOL ICP. Classy music here. Fits my mood perfectly. Thanks Alan.
Yeah, I’m feeling a touch homicidal too. We should party
You have spectacular taste in music even if I don’t comment on your posts very often. I need to be in the right mood to join in the festivities on some of these posts. I enjoy reading them though. I’m kind of a voyuer that way.
I dig it. Appreciate the love. I also lurk unless I’m particularly drawn out.
“I’m feeling a touch homicidal. We should party.”
Usually when someone says that, I would hobble quickly in the opposite direction.
But you have a knack for making it sound kinda fun.
Will I be a victim or an accomplice?
Or both?
You driving tonight? You must have a massive sterio on your truck. I know I would. I blast the sterio in the VW TDI and drive way over the speed limit. I’m headed to the Gulf this weekend and I am going to just work that damn car through it’s paces with the sterio really loud. Unless the kids tag along. Then it is fucking speed limit and some bullshit radiostation that doesn’t set the autistic kid into a rage induced murder spree.
Stereo is decent. Not great. I’m in desperate need of a good stereo in my car. Nice thing in my car is exhaust is so loud I can’t hear over it.
Accomplice! I imagine your apparatuses are great for blunt force trauma. Vehicular manslaughter with a wheel chair? Decapitation with a harp string maybe… I’m not even getting creative yet.
I’ll start practicing as soon as I can.
I have multiple canes, plus the walker/wheelchair thingy I keep in the trunk of the car, plus the braces. Give me some of those ninja throwing-stars and I promise to make you proud.