If we ever meet in real life, I’ll buy you a chicken fried steak, then we’ll get drunk & go to a strip club (I’m a good influence on people) Wait until after you meet me before you kill yourself.
Make sure you take him to a classy place where they serve booze and the girls only get almost naked.
Bonus if you go to one of those joints that have two clubs connected by one of those rotating doors. One serves booze, one doesn’t. Except in the club that doesn’t I am always concerned where the ladies will stash the tips you give them.
I agree Cordless. He is an important positive force here. He balances out the gloom. don’t get me wrong, I mean it is a suicide site, so gloom is the order of the day. But he brings just enough mayhem to balance out things some nights.
Take care of yourself Alan. People care about you around here. Which sucks, and is great, and um. Yeah. Keep on Truckin.
WHAT EVER HAPPENS ALAN! DO WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU, Were not getting any younger. and any decisions we make will effect us. we don’t have time to do a redo at this point. good luck.
let the truth be known, no matter how much i drink i can maintain, year’s of practice and it comes natural, saved me a millions times, performing, getting pulled over you name it, but when the coast is clear!!! i get silly, the coast is clear on here!! 🙂
Cordless: That’s it HDS!! Slap the handcuff’s on him! he’s gone to far to many times!!!
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If we ever meet in real life, I’ll buy you a chicken fried steak, then we’ll get drunk & go to a strip club (I’m a good influence on people) Wait until after you meet me before you kill yourself.
Make sure you take him to a classy place where they serve booze and the girls only get almost naked.
Bonus if you go to one of those joints that have two clubs connected by one of those rotating doors. One serves booze, one doesn’t. Except in the club that doesn’t I am always concerned where the ladies will stash the tips you give them.
Nah, I want the sleezy joint where the ladies go for the tip and get the shaft.
This one is really nice.
I look forward to your crazy music posts. sigh.
How long you gonna be away? Cause I’m nozy.
@Morris, sounds like just what I need.
@Hazy, I just gotta step back and reevaluate what I’m doing. It’s not a dialogue I want to discuss here, and really that in itself is the problem.
Gotcha. well you have my email if you feel the need to unload your grief. Or send me some Twizdid. The offer is real.
It might surprise you to learn that comedians are a rare occurrence on suicide sites.
I know.
Weird, huh?
Yeah you’d think a bunch of dangerously suicidal people would have a hell of a lot more to laugh about. Or joke about. Or both.
Just a lot of tears and shame. Not necessarily in that order. Sometimes with a side of guilt.
I hope the absence is only temporary, but whatever your choice ends up being, I hope you keep in touch.
You’re a fun person to know.
I agree Cordless. He is an important positive force here. He balances out the gloom. don’t get me wrong, I mean it is a suicide site, so gloom is the order of the day. But he brings just enough mayhem to balance out things some nights.
Take care of yourself Alan. People care about you around here. Which sucks, and is great, and um. Yeah. Keep on Truckin.
WHAT EVER HAPPENS ALAN! DO WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU, Were not getting any younger. and any decisions we make will effect us. we don’t have time to do a redo at this point. good luck.
We’re not getting younger….but Rocketman…are you getting drunker???
I wondered….
That is a very DEEP vodka bottle Cordless.
let the truth be known, no matter how much i drink i can maintain, year’s of practice and it comes natural, saved me a millions times, performing, getting pulled over you name it, but when the coast is clear!!! i get silly, the coast is clear on here!! 🙂
Cordless: That’s it HDS!! Slap the handcuff’s on him! he’s gone to far to many times!!!
HDS: YEAH! Let’s put him in the SP JAIL CELL!!!!
Cordless: Let me kick him!!!!! 🙂
That wasn’t a kick.
It was a supportive nudge which just happened to involve foot-driven velocity.
@Cordless Right… 8-0…. In other words, it was a kick.
AUG! Yeah! i’ll try to remember that while i’m on the ground doing the fish! AUG!
I promise I would never kick you.
Unless there happened to be a scorpion on you, and my hands were full at the time.
I could just scream, but I think scorpions enjoy that.
Sort of like snakes.
You guy’s can kick me all you want if it makes you happy 🙂
Take care of yourself, Alan. You are worth it.
Agreed.