These are all *options*. My first and foremost wish would be for godlike powers because then obviously I could simply grant all the other wishes myself. My secondary wish, if I couldn’t acquire godlike powers, would be the copious amounts of money. My third wish, barring I couldn’t have my second or first wishes granted, would be for the harem. And if none of the prior wishes were granted, I would wish for the final wish-death.
Don’t forget to ask to not get stuck inside a lamp. 😛
Isn’t that the worst thing to be? A genie in all those movies? A guy who has to grant all those wishes to all those annoying humans, and yet he is stuck inside a lamp, alone, for all of eternity, unable to do anything for himself. Worst magical entity ever.
Oh wait, I think the origin of the genie was that it was some guy who did something bad, and his punishment was to be stuck in a lamp for all of eternity. Something like that.
I wish there was peace…for everyone and that mental illness did not exist…no depression, no PTSD, no social or personality or nervous disorders….that all of it didn’t exist and that everyone had an equal start to life unencumbered by these things.
Nice one. But if you wished for god like powers (like I did) you could bend the very fabric of reality itself and eliminate mental illness through your own volition. But in real life I don’t think mental illness will ever go away. The human brain is far too complex for errors to not occasionally pop up in it’s ‘programming’.
That’d be difficult… i guess i’d ask for a fresh start, as in cleaning up my “life slate” in all aspects. In a way it’d be cheating because i’m assuming that’d be a reset on my health issues, mental issues, etc, but hey, it’s an hypothetical wish! lol.
Reset is good. If I could redo my life over (with keeping the knowledge that I have now) I would. Not that I made mistakes in life but I could forsee all the bad things that would happen and prevent them from happening.
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Death
Money
God-like powers
An infinite harem of beautiful girls
ummm… that’s all
but…if you get #2-4, then you die right away, won’t that ruin all the fun?
(think Wishmaster)
Also, if Death comes first, then you can’t have 2-4…
These are all *options*. My first and foremost wish would be for godlike powers because then obviously I could simply grant all the other wishes myself. My secondary wish, if I couldn’t acquire godlike powers, would be the copious amounts of money. My third wish, barring I couldn’t have my second or first wishes granted, would be for the harem. And if none of the prior wishes were granted, I would wish for the final wish-death.
“god-like powers”- nice way of skirting around the no unlimited wishes part 😛
The best wish you could ask of a genie is to have all of the genie’s powers with none of the obligations 😉
Don’t forget to ask to not get stuck inside a lamp. 😛
Isn’t that the worst thing to be? A genie in all those movies? A guy who has to grant all those wishes to all those annoying humans, and yet he is stuck inside a lamp, alone, for all of eternity, unable to do anything for himself. Worst magical entity ever.
Yes, it would suck to be trapped inside of a lamp, but that’s why I clarified “to have all of the genie’s powers with none of the obligations” 🙂
Oh wait, I think the origin of the genie was that it was some guy who did something bad, and his punishment was to be stuck in a lamp for all of eternity. Something like that.
Either to back in time (3 years) with the knowledge I have so I can make different decisions, or die.
I wish there was peace…for everyone and that mental illness did not exist…no depression, no PTSD, no social or personality or nervous disorders….that all of it didn’t exist and that everyone had an equal start to life unencumbered by these things.
Nice one. But if you wished for god like powers (like I did) you could bend the very fabric of reality itself and eliminate mental illness through your own volition. But in real life I don’t think mental illness will ever go away. The human brain is far too complex for errors to not occasionally pop up in it’s ‘programming’.
“I wish there was peace”- so do I. In reality though, I think for “peace” to exist, humans need to go. o_O
That’d be difficult… i guess i’d ask for a fresh start, as in cleaning up my “life slate” in all aspects. In a way it’d be cheating because i’m assuming that’d be a reset on my health issues, mental issues, etc, but hey, it’s an hypothetical wish! lol.
Ctrl + Alt + Delete 😛
Reset is good. If I could redo my life over (with keeping the knowledge that I have now) I would. Not that I made mistakes in life but I could forsee all the bad things that would happen and prevent them from happening.
Sigh, if only…
1.-Higher brain capacity
2.-Super Man like powers
3.-Power
Pretty much what every man in this world would ask for.
What about sex god? 😛
For everyone to be nicer, kinder, more compassionate. In other words, world peace.