I would hang if my ceiling was high enough to snap my neck/spine, alas I live in a roof top flat. I could only jump if I had someone to jump with I dont think physically I could do it otherwise the gorge would be perfect.
ok. I would get 99 robotic turtles(I love turtles) filled with dynamite and a piece of cabbage, or whatever robot turtles eat. Then I would coax them all to come and get it. They would of course be programmed to detonate when they reach a certain critical density. This way I could watch my death crowding slowly around me, jaws open, placidly reaching out to devour. Then pow!!
I don’t think I’ll be able to jump but I basically live in a forest and if I’ll go deep enough it will take a long time before anyone will find me. Finding a rope will be easy. I don’t want to drag a chair all the way so I’ll find a nice tree, tie the rope and jump off a branch. Hopefully my spine will break. I’m considering taking a knife with me because if I’ll screw it up I don’t want to choke for ten minutes. Hope I’ll end it all this week.
I guess I am lucky enough to have a weapon and they are so easy to get here in my neck of the woods. I just have to figure out if I should go side or mouth. From what I am reading it seems mouth is the best and less painless. Now get the courage and I am all set.
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lol woody your energy is contagious
I’ve got as much energy as a Tortoise to be brutally honest, and I think It would probably beat me in a race right now..
Adorbs I have always been fond of tortoises. I hope you find the energy to race the tortoise ^-^/
I would hang if my ceiling was high enough to snap my neck/spine, alas I live in a roof top flat. I could only jump if I had someone to jump with I dont think physically I could do it otherwise the gorge would be perfect.
Think I needs me a strong, sharp good old fashioned britva
ok. I would get 99 robotic turtles(I love turtles) filled with dynamite and a piece of cabbage, or whatever robot turtles eat. Then I would coax them all to come and get it. They would of course be programmed to detonate when they reach a certain critical density. This way I could watch my death crowding slowly around me, jaws open, placidly reaching out to devour. Then pow!!
I don’t think I’ll be able to jump but I basically live in a forest and if I’ll go deep enough it will take a long time before anyone will find me. Finding a rope will be easy. I don’t want to drag a chair all the way so I’ll find a nice tree, tie the rope and jump off a branch. Hopefully my spine will break. I’m considering taking a knife with me because if I’ll screw it up I don’t want to choke for ten minutes. Hope I’ll end it all this week.
Rent a supercar
Aw damn my tortious just died today. May I ask what’s wrong and making you want to die?
Jumping has always been my plan, but have been kicking around the idea of hanging. I have a 40 cal but don’t want anyone left with that sort of mess.
Just remembered I have a bottle of oven brite in the cupboard.. What that do it or would I just be in a lot of abdominal pain then get the shits?
I guess I am lucky enough to have a weapon and they are so easy to get here in my neck of the woods. I just have to figure out if I should go side or mouth. From what I am reading it seems mouth is the best and less painless. Now get the courage and I am all set.
W.e u decide goodluck my friend