I created a time machine but it only works in my dreams and every time I wake up I know what I should have done but will never have the chance to. And it kills me.
Hindsight’s a cruel thing isn’t it? At this stage of my life I can see so clearly what I should and shouldn’t have done, so why the hell didn’t I recognize it at the time? The options were there in front of me if I’d had the eyes to see them but all I can do now is mourn my missed opportunities and the paths I didn’t take.
I wish I had a time machine (not in my dreams though) so I can go back and fix my screwed up past.
Since I don’t, Im just going to kill myself next week 😛
Craft wise I couldn’t say without seeing your writing, but you definitely have the “it factor” with your ideas. You also have a gift that I clearly lack: economy of words. (I’m jealous).
Seriously: make a schedule for yourself to write. Keep pen/paper by (or in) your bed, or keep your phone to jot down notes.
I’ve tried finding a used time-machine for sale on Craigslist. No luck. Would you be willing to rent me yours? I’ll pay you after i go back in time and make millions, then I’ll return to the present day and reward you handsomely.
Morris deserves kudos for continuing to have a suicidal fan base, despite the fact that he’s usually drunk, talking about sex, being offensive, and hitting on someone. (Anyone paying attention to him will suffice, usually.)
LMNO: You didn’t! You took the cautious route. *sigh*
Alright then, if that’s how we’re playing, here’s my first of many possible: “Filter Failure Likely on Snarky Days”
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Hindsight’s a cruel thing isn’t it? At this stage of my life I can see so clearly what I should and shouldn’t have done, so why the hell didn’t I recognize it at the time? The options were there in front of me if I’d had the eyes to see them but all I can do now is mourn my missed opportunities and the paths I didn’t take.
It sucks. Then add the whole PTSD bullshit its just great.
I wish I had a time machine (not in my dreams though) so I can go back and fix my screwed up past.
Since I don’t, Im just going to kill myself next week 😛
I hope you find what you’re looking for
I will when I kill myself next week
A time machine to the future wouldn’t be so bad, I mean assuming I don’t age but I could crawl into one of those suicide machines like in futurama
I’d rather go back in time so that my present might not suck as much
Dont do this, man. I know you are a nice guy. Good things will happen to you, I am sure! I am sending good fellings from Brasil.
This post would make a great foundation for a short story or novella!
This post would make a great foundation for a short story or novella!
yea. I write a lot of poems and I want to start a short story or something
Craft wise I couldn’t say without seeing your writing, but you definitely have the “it factor” with your ideas. You also have a gift that I clearly lack: economy of words. (I’m jealous).
Seriously: make a schedule for yourself to write. Keep pen/paper by (or in) your bed, or keep your phone to jot down notes.
Good luck!
I’ve tried finding a used time-machine for sale on Craigslist. No luck. Would you be willing to rent me yours? I’ll pay you after i go back in time and make millions, then I’ll return to the present day and reward you handsomely.
Win-win. Let’s do this.
Just don’t get it confused with the “orgasmitron” from Sleeper–that’d fuck you up, in a manner of speaking.
Orgasmitrons do make me as sleepy.
Sorry to hear that.
Your humor is a pretty good time machine, it feels almost exactly like I’m back in the pre-1920’s (kidding)
Morris deserves kudos for continuing to have a suicidal fan base, despite the fact that he’s usually drunk, talking about sex, being offensive, and hitting on someone. (Anyone paying attention to him will suffice, usually.)
Yeah, but at least the lusty f*ck is honest, which is a nice change.
If you knew him you wouldn’t think so. 😉
H8ters gonna hate, especially stalkers.
Nephiliad, you hateful stalker; I wish you the best, H8er.
You made me smile, nepheliad. Truth be told, most people ought to come with warning labels.
“Most people should come with warning labels,” I like this.
Makes me consider what mine would say, caution: *actually maybe I’ll keep this private*
LMNO: No!! Now you have to share!
I think my sign would have changed over the years, but for now,
Caution: may become (slightly) unhinged
…I’m working on it
How bout you spill, SQ, what’s yours?
LMNO: You didn’t! You took the cautious route. *sigh*
Alright then, if that’s how we’re playing, here’s my first of many possible: “Filter Failure Likely on Snarky Days”
*orgasmatron” oops.
I would sell my soul to the devil for a time machine. How I wish I had one. Fix my past, that is the dream
pretty much