King of Losers

Chip 5/20/2017 - 6:09 pm

Yes. No seat belt. One last look out the windshield then just relax.

midian monster 5/20/2017 - 6:26 pm

What do you do when your shit 1.2 litre car only hits 90mph on a good day? 🙂
Sorry for this response, but i feel you mate.

SweetQuietus 5/20/2017 - 6:56 pm

We could always build a catapult! We’ll need to know your weight in order to be able to calculate the velocity. . . .

Chip 5/20/2017 - 7:20 pm

😮

SweetQuietus 5/20/2017 - 7:28 pm

What? It was a joke. A velocity joke. 🙂

Chip 5/20/2017 - 7:25 pm

-Now what happens?
-We wait for darkness, then WE leap out OF the horse, sir. . .
-Who leaps out?
-WE leap. . . out, sir. . .
-groan.

SweetQuietus 5/20/2017 - 7:27 pm

…um, I think it was a rabbit, Chip, a Trojan Rabbit. 😉

Chip 5/20/2017 - 7:57 pm

Details.