So this occured to me, not sure how the tech or application would work but what do you think? An “out of office” automatic type of response to text messages.
I go off, CTB, and just set a text reply to my incoming messages. “I’ve dissappeared to end my life. Im sorry if this upsets you. No services please, just allow me to rot in peace”
Idunno, thats just off the top of my head. What would yours say? Say, standard twitter rules – 160 characters or less?
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“The person you have dialed is not in service at this time. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and dial again – it won’t bring him back to life.”
Wonderful, thanks for playing
Bah hah hah. I like this one. Dark humour always cheers me up
The person you are trying to reach is no longer breathing or in pain.
I’m thinking more for email as I don’t text as often: “thanks for your email. I’m out of the office at the moment due to my recent choice to off myself. If this is an emergency, please contact reception. Should you wish to speak to me directly, feel free to try a Ouija board or engage the services of a medium. The phone numbers of reputable mediums and experts in the paranormal have been listed at the end of this email for your convenience”. Sorry I think I broke the 160 character rule.