7 Ways to Maximize Misery

June 5th, 2017by eternaldarkness

1. Stay still.
2. Screw with your sleep.
3. Maximize your screen time.
4. Use your screen to stoke your negative emotions.
5. Set V.A.P.I.D. goals – Vague, Amorphous, Pie in the Sky, Irrelevant, and Delayed.
6. Pursue happiness directly.
7. Follow your instincts.

Hm…looks like I’ve got misery nailed!

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