Oh wait, I guess turning into a cumulonimbus cloud and throwing lightning and rain down would be cool. All the better if I can strike whoever I want, hehe 😛
Hope I’m safe. I like rain. Lightning is okay too just not through me, if I may ask. Though I don’t know, might be a good way of disappearing from this earth…hmm
The power of the news media. . . They just reported the current lottery jackpot has odds of one in four hundred twenty-seven million, while your odds of being struck by lightning while drowning (!!who thinks this shit up??) are one in two hundred twenty million.
I guess that means that if you do someday win the lottery, it’d be *really* unlikely that lightning would kill you before you had a chance to spend it all.
Now, for the people on my s*** list… no mercy for the a**holes. Zap ’em a million times and leave ’em alive so they can suffer for all the bad deeds they’ve done.
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Pink fluffy one? Or white blueish peaceful one? Or greyish serious one?
An invisible colorless one
Oh wait, I guess turning into a cumulonimbus cloud and throwing lightning and rain down would be cool. All the better if I can strike whoever I want, hehe 😛
Hope I’m safe. I like rain. Lightning is okay too just not through me, if I may ask. Though I don’t know, might be a good way of disappearing from this earth…hmm
Lightning would be a great way to go (assuming it leaves you dead and not alive). Quick. Unexpected. Powerful. ZAP!
The power of the news media. . . They just reported the current lottery jackpot has odds of one in four hundred twenty-seven million, while your odds of being struck by lightning while drowning (!!who thinks this shit up??) are one in two hundred twenty million.
I guess that means that if you do someday win the lottery, it’d be *really* unlikely that lightning would kill you before you had a chance to spend it all.
Yes! Takeaway: Stay away from water after winning the lottery, at least when it’s cloudy.
Now, for the people on my s*** list… no mercy for the a**holes. Zap ’em a million times and leave ’em alive so they can suffer for all the bad deeds they’ve done.
Clouds don’t have brains… now that’s a nice idea