If an Alien landed on Earth

If you viewed humans as a superorganism, or an organic whole, the only impression you could possibly come to is that we are a very schizoaffective entity. We are wildly conflicted within ourselves, indecisive to the point of catatonia, have severe anxiety and anger disorders, and are as self destructive as a suicide box, just in a more elaborate way.

Human beings individually are a microcosm of the whole, and suffer from the same flaws and failings. We have a propensity to adopt superstitious beliefs so often that we may not even know we’re doing it, and we can flounder from the heights of optimism to the depths of pessimism so quickly you’ll get vertigo. Despite being wildly conflicted between individuals, each individual is still very easily swayed by the perceived opinions of the overall group, as we each vie to reflect each other and establish some semblance of intimacy and connection. This causes our anxiety beneath the surface, and that anxiety can manifest in outbursts of conflict as we battle over control of the opinions of others. We can’t seem to quit acting like children in this way.

Please. For the love of all that is good and wholesome. Make us stop. It’s so exhausting.