I found something. Japanese Robot Cats. They should go on sale next year in the US. These “therapy” cats are headless and legless but will purr and wag their tail when petted. Now isn’t this worth waiting for?
Greenpeace has announced a plan to use a fleet of small but powerful fleet of watercraft to ram Donald Trump’s hair, in much the same way they ram whaling vessels. If succesful, they estimate the amount of time we have to spend looking at him on tv will be reduced by four percent, as the resulting hair loss will mean more time in the makeup chair and less time in front of the camera. A similar attempt was made by Earth First in 1991, when two hundred activists chained them self to Don Kings legendary mane, refusing to unchain until he agreed to cut it. They were unsuccesful. Don King cuts his hair for noone.
I see a new year as a way to clear my mind and attempt to start fresh. I know that all the negative shit just weighs us down, but as generic as the “New Year, New Me” shit is at this point, I honestly believe that it’s the best time to change one’s mindset, slowly but surely…
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neither can i
I’ll have to get back to you on that.
2018: The Year All Tacos Were Free!
… just kidding.
I got nothing.
Nothing
I found something. Japanese Robot Cats. They should go on sale next year in the US. These “therapy” cats are headless and legless but will purr and wag their tail when petted. Now isn’t this worth waiting for?
2018: The year of the headless legless zombie cat apocalypse.
Yep. The toxoplasmosa gondii parasite, carried only in the intestines of cats, will make zombie slaves of all. Oh noo!
On the bright side, it should be easier to catch them if they’re legless.
No actually you could look forward to 2018, as the year that a person finally leaves. Idk. Happy New Year ; )
i don’t think I’ll be that lucky.
The Patriots winning the Super Bowl. My knee getting better. That is all I wish for 2018.
Greenpeace has announced a plan to use a fleet of small but powerful fleet of watercraft to ram Donald Trump’s hair, in much the same way they ram whaling vessels. If succesful, they estimate the amount of time we have to spend looking at him on tv will be reduced by four percent, as the resulting hair loss will mean more time in the makeup chair and less time in front of the camera. A similar attempt was made by Earth First in 1991, when two hundred activists chained them self to Don Kings legendary mane, refusing to unchain until he agreed to cut it. They were unsuccesful. Don King cuts his hair for noone.
Gary Numan might make a new album.
I see a new year as a way to clear my mind and attempt to start fresh. I know that all the negative shit just weighs us down, but as generic as the “New Year, New Me” shit is at this point, I honestly believe that it’s the best time to change one’s mindset, slowly but surely…
Yes! 2017 is over! Then there’s 2019 to look forward to—when 2018 will be over. And so on and so on.