to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dunno.
I resolved to get tinder even if it ends up doing nothing more than taking up space, because anything is better than waking up every day knowing you won’t have any meaningful human interactions. If I’m gonna starve to death I’d rather starve with a fishing pole in my hand than with nothing, I guess. But I can’t even do that much, because the credit card registered to my phone is no longer mine; apparently at some point we switched to a family plan and my card was removed from my phone and replaced without me even knowing. Which means if I really want this I’ll have to ask my dad personally to let me get the app. I can’t even buy a free app. Holy shit I’m mind blowingly pathetic lol
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Wow. At well over a billion swipes a day, Tinder ought to work.