If you had a choice about your accidental death..

May 4th, 2018by Oldone

It’s probably a silly question, but suppose you got to choose the way you could die from a complete accident, something out of the blue at some random point in time.
I chose something really dramatic and yet quick and  painless and quite unexpected at the time. (even though I’m choosing the method)

I’ve decided that I want to be walking down a busy downtown street not paying attention to anything other than maybe some beautiful woman walking by and a 10,000 pound giant safe is dropped on me from the 40th floor of the building I’m walking by . Of course this is very cartoonish and EXTREMELY unlikely, but it’s the way I want to go.
Further, I want somebody 15 blocks away to have one of my eyeballs land right on their freshly cleaned shirt and they have absolutely no idea what it is or where it came from, just a little bloody splotch and my eye..

On the other hand, I’m not so lucky.  Knowing my crummy luck the safe will land just a little off and only crush my foot, maybe an arm and nothing more .

What’s your ideal way to die accidentally ?

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