It’s probably a silly question, but suppose you got to choose the way you could die from a complete accident, something out of the blue at some random point in time.
I chose something really dramatic and yet quick and painless and quite unexpected at the time. (even though I’m choosing the method)
I’ve decided that I want to be walking down a busy downtown street not paying attention to anything other than maybe some beautiful woman walking by and a 10,000 pound giant safe is dropped on me from the 40th floor of the building I’m walking by . Of course this is very cartoonish and EXTREMELY unlikely, but it’s the way I want to go.
Further, I want somebody 15 blocks away to have one of my eyeballs land right on their freshly cleaned shirt and they have absolutely no idea what it is or where it came from, just a little bloody splotch and my eye..
On the other hand, I’m not so lucky. Knowing my crummy luck the safe will land just a little off and only crush my foot, maybe an arm and nothing more .
What’s your ideal way to die accidentally ?
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My ideal way to die accidentally is to be shot in the back of my head, at point blank range, by a hitman, while I’m walking down the road
It sounds pretty boring but I’d like to go in my sleep. Having truly sweet dreams and being at peace. No pain, no suffering, perhaps I wouldn’t actually realise I was dead but that life just suddenly got better or that I was perhaps seeing life differently. I don’t really want something dramatic.
If I couldn’t have it that way, perhaps diving of a height into the belly of a massive whale. I’d like to see what it feels like to be swallowed and still be living (without the gross digestive part or smells).
I would like to have my heart harvested and transplanted into someone who needs it. By mistake.
I would like to go in my sleep out of the blue, while I’m having a nice dream also.
Damn I’m scared to live and I’m scared to die. This really sucks:(
i’d like to die of an aneurism while in the midst of a mind-blowing orgasm during sex with a really hot guy.
Die while a giant asteroid demolishes the entire Earth in an instant flash.
Vapourised by a giant alien laser gun. No just kidding. It would be pretty heroic if I died while saving someone else. I think that’s how I’d want to go. Saving a kitty from a tree and falling to my death… pushing an old man out of the road amidst oncoming traffic to spare him his life.