Jordan Under(neath)

  July 28th, 2018 by WanderingDreamer91

Jordan Under(neath)

“I’m Here to Help”.

(Length: 3m 32s)

 

Now for something more lighthearted (sort of). :p

 

So like, there’s this weird youtuber named Jordan Underneath, or Jodran Under (now known as Jordan’s House…? Idk. :p), who used to do all these game reviews like for Yume Nikki (a weird Japanese PC freeware meaning “Dream Diary”, about a girl who never leaves her home and just sleeps all the time, having bizarre dreams), but like, now he does all these… weird videos he made himself. :p

 

A lot of it is black comedy, from a purple man-eating monster, a dinosaur therapist, to this “emo” song called “Dark Red”, and… this one about insects and how one day you’ll be buried and die, and get eaten and assimilated by them. o.O Yeahhhh… XD

 

Anyways, I wanted to show off the dinosaur one, Idk. :p Apparently he’s a therapist BECAUSE he has no emotions, rather than because he’s some kind of empath who has a lot of them or is really emotional, or a sociopathic monster… 😕 That being said, he can be “innocently insensitive” when it comes to the one patient he got to help out, since he’s rather oblivious to them. :p It’s arguably he’s partly a therapist more on a level of trying to observe how they work…

 

But yeah, his videos are something else. XD

 

“Do you ever wake up in the morning, and just feel so depressed, you feel you can’t get up out of bed? I don’t. But don’t worry, I’m here to help. I’m a reptilian creature from a faraway dimension, who feels virtually no emotions, and it’s because I feel no emotions, that I have decided to become a therapist, and dedicate my life to helping you feel better.”

(…)

“The thoughts you have are directly linked to your quality of life. They are also linked to your mood. I don’t have a mood.”

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