Welp, nevermind.

I hate that you have to drink a whole bunch of it for it to work. I probably only have one attempt left in the bottle.

Saw this one b!tch in a bonnet and had to be like “camels and Chihuahua, chihuahua on mug, camels and chihuahua”

(Looked like that Holocaust lady from the Whoopi Goldberg reaction)

She was like D:<

so I was just 0_0 “mk here we go”

Imagine my face with a camera crew and her talking me out of it. I’d smirk and lie, definitely. Someone would’ve filmed it, guaranteed. Smh nobody cares out there.

And this one firecrotch had pot in the car next to me. But he was a dick. No point asking.

I want to die so badly. It isn’t fair.

It’s not normal to drink this stuff and act like nothing happened. But here I am. Nothing happened. I’m a loser again tomorrow.

My girlfriend said she had a big bottle of white Russian and you know, that’s interesting bc that’s just what I need right now.

I’m going to try again tonight. I imagine it won’t go my way. Jesus Christ. Take me! I want to see the sky change colors, I wanna collapse. No pain.