No no, you don’t understand, you wait a week for us to ship you out a part, YOU pay $159, and then you still don’t have hot water! It’s just that simple, in the middle of winter, our company who does nothing other than make water heaters can get your hot water service returned…..
EVENTUALLY
WITH INDEFINITE SERVICE CALLS
AND TWO HOURS ON HOLD A WEEK!
What a service! What a hot water heater!
Today I learned the German for it, just so I can broaden my horizons on this amazing journey that Rheem has decided to introduce to my life
“Scheisse Warmwasserbereiter”
Shit Hot Water Heater
Except in Germany there are actual engineers, who could fix this stupid problem in a few hours, instead of a few weeks or months like in the glorious land of the free USA
(ala Yakov Smirnoff) WHAT A COUNTRY!
Tomorrow I learn the French words for it, then Spanish, and then maybe Arabic, I figure for every day past a week I’ll learn it in another language…. though it’s going to get difficult when I get to the dead languages….. I doubt ancient Punic has a word for it… and for those not aware of the level of shade I’m throwing, that’s a language that’s been dead for over a thousand years, THAT’S how long I expect to be dealing with this BS, I’ll get through the couple hundred lost in the last century in a few months
Though, I guess that’s a glass half full, if I still don’t have a hot water heater in a month, I can go back to work and in six short months earn enough to buy myself a new hot water heater, from someone else, with parts available in my local market
I mean, it’s not like I’m off the grid, I live in the middle of one of the top 50 cities in the country, I can get same day Amazon, but of course same week hot water is too much to ask, even when it’s under warranty
I’m really pissed