Kik?

Sadly Snorlaxes doesn’t “kik” (they Body Slam)
Snorlax once tried Kik, unfortunately his Pokédex got a lot of bad spam (note: to self buy bologna instead)
so Snorlax took his Pokédex and shoved it up the bum of an Elf passing by the nest
Took the Elf, and stuffed it inside a Reindeer,
Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Dunder and Blixem,
all crammed inside that smug bastard Rudolph
then following to neatly place that fat s.o.b Santa, ass first, on his precious Rudolp’s antlers, pushed down over the head and prized red nose
Santa’s red blinking belly, ahead of the reindeer train, complete with a “Ding” at the end,
someone just “Kik”ed in the Elf’s butt

Happy holidays
to those that need
remember,
punch 1 Santa a day to keep the spirit away