i thought i woudl dy this january. but the conditions under which i wan to commit suicide(i can not explain here it’s against the rules) didn’t work out so i’m still alive.
I vowed to move to Ecuador and start a expat bar on the beach. Oh yeah, and I’m gonna do it by February probably. I already have $6 saved up for it. I’m sure real estate is cheap, so that’s, what, halfway there?
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‘improve my mental health’
That makes two of us
i thought i woudl dy this january. but the conditions under which i wan to commit suicide(i can not explain here it’s against the rules) didn’t work out so i’m still alive.
To have a better year. Ha, it’s barely 3 days in and it’s already not looking too good.
Don’t worry, 362 more chances to make this year worthwhile.
To be able to ride my bicycle and kayak by June.
Sounds like fun!
It’s not unrealistic either. At least not yet. It’s gonna take some work.
I vowed to move to Ecuador and start a expat bar on the beach. Oh yeah, and I’m gonna do it by February probably. I already have $6 saved up for it. I’m sure real estate is cheap, so that’s, what, halfway there?
You could boast the best selection of single malts on the beach!
I resolved not to make resolutions.
So far so good!
😮
To be happy :/
I am going to learn to spel.
I see what you did there. You are going to have the best words, the biggest words, the biggest bestest words man can spel.
Riht?!
And you’re going to make the thesauruses pay for them.
I’m slow. . . Is this a Trump/Mexico will pay for our wall reference?
Nahhzaaawweennnyaaaababageeeshhhaaannaaabbaaaahh ennnyhimmmeee weeennnyyaaaww oooohhhhh eeeeehhhhh weeeennnnyaaaaa
I don’t really set new years resolutions
I’m probably gonna build a rocket ship that can fly into space by 2021…. that’s my most recent goal.
Unrealistic enough. I want in on that rocket ship too.
Oh sh*t I’m sorry I thought it read “realistic”
That is my “realistic” goal
I resolve to be resolute.