I was just there to buy soda for my prediabetic ass. We walked in the same time and I tried to give you the lead so you wouldnt think i was following you. I reach the soda aisle and youre there looking at candy. I panicked and went down the adjacent aisle to skip to the end where my soda is. I bounced. Oh shit youre at self checkout and about to walk out, so I talk to old coworkers to delay myself so you wouldn’t think i was gonna follow you to your car or some creepy shit. I don’t know why im apologizing to someone that liteweight stalked me but i guess i could say i want you to feel safe. The end
Dont worry woman
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Hi, I’m from Indiana.
Don’t be like that. Just be yourself. You talk like you’re a creep or something. You’re not. The end.
Funny, though. I act like that if I suspect a celebrity is nearby. It’s overcompensation looking like bow down “don’t stare, they’re trying to be normal”