I was getting a breakfast roll. There was a girl txting on her phone, eyes down. I just started talking, one can’t stand on ceremony in this world, ” A breakfast roll with bacon,sausage, egg, butter and ketchup ” I said. She looked up from her phone ” what?” She said whilst blowing out bubblegum with a resounding pop. ” you heard” I said. “A breakfast roll with bacon,sausauge, egg and butter” she said bitchily. “and ketchup, the attitude on you,I’d say you give ur boyfriend a terrible time, don’t you, tell me the truth” I said. ” Actually I don’t have a boyfriend” she said. I could never do this when yonger, too fucking shy, serious, awkward, the usual suspects. It was only when I got to about 28 but by then a lot of zest for life had departed.
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So wait, was it her job to serve you the roll? I feel I lack context.
Correct.
I always write from my own point of view on this site so sometimes I probably don’t give enough details for the objective reader.
On a lighter note I robbed that line about giving her BF a hard time from a movie and it actually worked. We’re meeting up this evening.
Nice, she sounds spunky. I like spunky ladies
especially if they know something about breakfast
go forth and do well
I’m dying to know how this panned out. You sound like a dynamite pair!
@one_day – things went well. It turned out we have a shared vice in common – weed. So we got on like a house on fire. At the end of the day you never know.