Well, tomorrow is “Thanksgiving” in the USA.
A celebration of the pioneering spirit of a group of Spanish sailors and their discovery of the land of the free and home of the brave, commemorated by eating a large bird. So, today, I get to practice The Big Lie.
“Plans for tomorrow, Once?”
“Oh, you know, just a quiet dinner with friends, some pumpkin pie, watch a little football.”
(“No, no plans at all, what a ridiculous holiday.”)
“Ok, well hey Once, have a Happy Thanksgiving!”
“Yeah, hey – You too!”
Go stuff yourself, hose head.