Apparently, global warming may now also be attributed to Christopher Columbus.
Wow. Someone paid for this study. Actual cash money was exchanged so we could learn. . . this.
Wow. Chuckle.
Whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing is up to you to decide, but in all my years, I’ve never felt love towards another person.
I volunteer at a shelter and met this boy a month ago, when he was surrendered. He had a difficult month, he was in a quarantine for biting someone and he got sick for about two weeks. He was frightened and angry when he came in, but he overcame it all, and today, he’s being adopted.
He and I bonded in his month. I fell in love with him, I brushed […]
“Open the pod bay doors Hal.”
“Open the pod bay doors Hal!!”
“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.”
Freakin’ Hal.
Yesterday afternoon, a small cat blocked an alley I was driving through. Wouldn’t move, just stood there, staring at me. Staring, and not moving. I honked the horn lightly, inched forward a bit, nothing. Just staring at me. Ahh hell. I was in a hurry, but I also love cats, so I got out and tried to shoo it away, but again, it just stared, immobile. Jesus flippin’ salami. I reached down and petted it, noting it’s bony spine. Very bony spine. It finally starts moving – towards my truck. No. Noooo. Go away cat, I’m going to be late. SHOOOO.
No. Staring at me still, […]
(Intense sarcasm warning!)
I’ve never found an opinion that I enjoyed more than his, when it comes to “saving the planet.” For a comedian, he made more sense than anyone I ever heard. If youve never heard this man, give him a try. Hope you enjoy.
I like the sound of rain hitting the roof of a vehicle. I like to drive to the parking lot of a recently closed department store and sit. When the store was open, the lot was busy with its customers vehicles, coming and going, buying their trinkets and blinkets and nice fluffy winkets. The doors are now shut, the buildings for lease. Somewhere is a youngster that owns a winket, blinket or sninket bought here, and she’s saddened to see its closed doors, because when she feels alone and there’s noone around, she sits with […]
Twas the night before xmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a furry brown mouse. This was because a gas leak was slowly suffocating everyone.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, with silvery strands of old St Nicks hair, because last year when that fat fuck showed up, I was able to grab him by his hair and almost throw him down the stairs.
The children were nestled, all snug in their beds, while visions of standing in line at Wal Mart returning the crap gifts they got danced in their heads.
And mama in her kerchief and I […]
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