My net is on the fritz….nothing new. I hope this one makes it through been trying for the last hour.
For you…you know what I am thinking…
I wanna be a fairy Miranda style
I wanna be a unicorn Kaylee style
I wanna be a sportsfan Nut style
I wanna be something new the Universe’s style
I wanna be SUCH FUN Penny style
I wanna be amaze balls Tilly style
I wanna be wearing baby gap Stevie style
I wanna be a savory muffin Gary style…a savory muffin? No life has enough madness.
I think, I wanna just be, something other than me.
Can I be a doughnut? Jelly filled pls.
Could be the bolly talking. Cheers all! Have a fun weekend!
– Life is a lolly, enjoy it. Today, it’s cherry flavoured…tomorrow candy floss. -KB
I made this thread so it would be easier to follow.
To one up you from last night:
Oh, well, hello fairy Miranda. She is a bit flirty and sexy, isn’t she? Oh, I’ve got wings. Not in the feminine hygiene way, sort of slutty moth, you know.
And I know, I will never find it.
I’m up with a migraine, I probably shouldn’t be staring at the computer but I’m going insane and nothing is helping. Blurry vision, feeling like I am going to throw up and rip my head off all at the same time.
I made some lovely sausage rolls and chips and I am about to settle down and FINALLY watch the first part of Mockingjay! I’ve been waiting to do this forever it seem now, blimey.
And I’ve got some lovely chocolate biscuits to indulge in after my lovely sausage rolls.
Yes, I know that it is very late over here but I don’t work tomorrow, so a bit of naughty is totally fine.
If only nature came with a Reset Button or a built in Self Destruct button (we already are self destructing, it just slow going before it “ends”) or both.
I am contemplating that as I climb down into my chilly bed, adorned with fuzzy house socks and my wooley jumper. (it’s brisk here) Wouldn’t it be lovely? (at the aforementioned)
Light will be breaking over the sea here any moment, I am finally off to bed to get a couple of hours shut eye before rising yet again, to a gloomy gray world, filled with morning tea, morning telly (god helps us) and sitting here pondering yet […]
Let us break the sky wide open! For only then shall we be free!]
Who wants to fly with me?
as anyone ever had there earphones go out to where they can only hear out of one side? omg mine have done so, and I beyond highly annoyed at there hour. I mean I live in the UK for blokes sake, am I suppose to run down to my local Wal mart and pick up a new pair:? I spent 30 pounds on these…I am so not happy right now.
Dear Lord in Heaven,*Not that i believe in thee….heheh*
Why am I still up at this hour??????????????????????????? Going on 99 hours awake now, god this does suck.
Kaylee Dee
Is it me or does this whole thing kind of rhyme????
Since we have the rashers and egg contest on and someone mentioned booze, I figure I would start a thread on that.
So what would you pick?
My vote Whiskey with a beer back! Let’s get smashed SP! Okay okay….so maybe I’ve had a few already…
– “The World is a douche-bag, for fuck sake someone add the vinegar and iodine to it already and give it a good flush. We could all do with a bit of good cleaning, hmm!
Get rid of some of that foul smelling bacteria that lingers on a regular basis.”
Words of a dear old friend. She couldn’t have been more precise.
Would you go ahead and kill me already?!
You keep me hanging on the line.
I’m sick and tired of all your filthy little lies.
You are a cancer.
I am your host.
What you love is torturing me the most.
So cut away my skin.
Expose who you really are.
For my body bleeds oil.
The fuel that you feed.
I was never anything.
Just a pension for your greed.
YOU ARE MY CANCER
…..and I am your host
The past couple of weeks, I’ve been really down on myself. Looking in while looking out at the same time. It’s been hard. I don’t know what I really want from life, I really don’t. If I am honest, not sure I want anything at all.
I came by this forum a few months back, been hit or miss for me, like a mad hit and run. You guys are great. And the I thought I would share something totally off the wall with you all. I was in very much in need of a good laugh, so I turned to a program to which again, […]
Life is one stick short of a lolly.