My net is on the fritz….nothing new. I hope this one makes it through been trying for the last hour.
For you…you know what I am thinking…
Londoner, foodie, suicidal, thinks life sucks...that's about it. Cheers!
I wanna be a fairy Miranda style
I wanna be a unicorn Kaylee style
I wanna be a sportsfan Nut style
I wanna be something new the Universe’s style
I wanna be SUCH FUN Penny style
I wanna be amaze balls Tilly style
I wanna be wearing baby gap Stevie style
I wanna be a savory muffin Gary style…a savory muffin? No life has enough madness.
I think, I wanna just be, something other than me.
Can I be a doughnut? Jelly filled pls.
Could be the bolly talking. Cheers all! Have a fun weekend!
I made some lovely sausage rolls and chips and I am about to settle down and FINALLY watch the first part of Mockingjay! I’ve been waiting to do this forever it seem now, blimey.
And I’ve got some lovely chocolate biscuits to indulge in after my lovely sausage rolls.
Yes, I know that it is very late over here but I don’t work tomorrow, so a bit of naughty is totally fine.
If only nature came with a Reset Button or a built in Self Destruct button (we already are self destructing, it just slow going before it “ends”) or both.
I am contemplating that as I climb down into my chilly bed, adorned with fuzzy house socks and my wooley jumper. (it’s brisk here) Wouldn’t it be lovely? (at the aforementioned)
Light will be breaking over the sea here any moment, I am finally off to bed to get a couple of hours shut eye before rising yet again, to a gloomy gray world, filled with morning tea, morning telly (god helps us) and sitting here pondering yet again, why I wish I was not here. *sighs* There are worse things in life I suppose.
as anyone ever had there earphones go out to where they can only hear out of one side? omg mine have done so, and I beyond highly annoyed at there hour. I mean I live in the UK for blokes sake, am I suppose to run down to my local Wal mart and pick up a new pair:? I spent 30 pounds on these…I am so not happy right now.
– “The World is a douche-bag, for fuck sake someone add the vinegar and iodine to it already and give it a good flush. We could all do with a bit of good cleaning, hmm!
Get rid of some of that foul smelling bacteria that lingers on a regular basis.”
Words of a dear old friend. She couldn’t have been more precise.
Would you go ahead and kill me already?!
You keep me hanging on the line.
I’m sick and tired of all your filthy little lies.
You are a cancer.
I am your host.
What you love is torturing me the most.
So cut away my skin.
Expose who you really are.
For my body bleeds oil.
The fuel that you feed.
I was never anything.
Just a pension for your greed.
YOU ARE MY CANCER
…..and I am your host
The past couple of weeks, I’ve been really down on myself. Looking in while looking out at the same time. It’s been hard. I don’t know what I really want from life, I really don’t. If I am honest, not sure I want anything at all.
I came by this forum a few months back, been hit or miss for me, like a mad hit and run. You guys are great. And the I thought I would share something totally off the wall with you all. I was in very much in need of a good laugh, so I turned to a program to which again, if I am honest, I have seen in passing but never watched. Finally sat down and watch the first episode and I haven’t been able to tear myself away from the telly.
It’s called Miranda. If you’re from the UK then you probably know of it or at the very least seen it. I wish I had found this sooner. I can’t believe how painfully funny it is. Total riot.
Anyone needing a laugh, I suggest you take a gander.
It stars Miranda Hart and it’s all about her life. I found myself falling off the bed at one point because I was laughing so hard.