Hello my fellows, you lovely miserable wretches! Let me take this opportunity to tell you something about myself.
I’m a writer with a volatile past of drinking and episodes of severe depression. I’ve recently been sober for nearly a week, and have begun a regimen of anti-depressant medication which seemingly succeeds only in making it difficult to  attain a lasting erection. It’s all pretty fun.
The reason I’m writing here, is because I’ve sworn not to drink, and yet its absence makes me think of quite literally blowing my brains out with a pistol. I’ve always expected an early and likely violent death. It’s a choice now between drinking myself to […]