I have attempted suicide before, and failed. They have taken away my guns. I took a dive off of a very high bridge. Only to be rescued by some heroic fisherman. I haven’t tried pills because I don’t know which ones would be absolute. But I have been tortured long enough. So I have put a lot of thought into it. And I have a perfect plan. I have thought way ahead. As I have been caught in the act before. I have rented a house way out in the sticks. I have spread the word around that I am leaving on vacation. I […]