Meat Hooks

So I don’t want a wake or funeral.  I want absolutely zero fuss made about my death.  But I feel bad killing myself and taking all these healthy organs with me… so I think, I know, I will donate them.  So I had this idea to do it in winter on a snowy day, so my body would stay fresh until I was found…. But it turns out that hospitals/universities/chop shops won’t take suicides… Also,  if you donate your body to one of these chop shop organ/body donation companies, they dole the pieces out to the highest bidder, making at least $200,000 per body.  The […]