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I am perfect

by table 5/10/2013

written by table

I am obviously perfect. I am the best person possible.

I am the most talented person who ever lived. Not being able to do anything well is the most important and amazing ability anyone could have.

I am the most handsome and good looking person ever. Who could ever say lazy eyes, thick messy hair, big head, giant thighs stomach and face, and an annoying voice is ugly?

I am the nicest and sociable person ever. Everyone loves how I say the most awkward things possible and the blank looks they give me mean they think I am the greatest person ever.

This doesn’t work at all.

5/10/2013 3 comments

Just Watching The Screen

by mynameisntlynne 2/7/2013

written by mynameisntlynne

Sometimes I feel like i’m nobody at all. I just feel detached, ya know? Like a dream. And things just start happening around me. I move or say something and things react slowly. I just stare at a screen that spies on my life but then there’s that sense that it’s not even my life that I’m watching. Somebody else says something, but they’re not speaking to me. They aren’t even talking to Lynne. And neither of us answer. It’s almost like somebody else is occupying my body. There’s my pale skin, my messy hair; my face and my eyes and my hands but inside […]

2/7/2013 4 comments