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Obituary

My obituary

by bleedtokwuralive 8/2/2012

written by bleedtokwuralive

Elayna Isabel Carter “Layne” will be laid to rest today after 17 years of misery on this earth

Layne is remembered by those who knew her as a pathetic excuse for a human and a waste of oxygen. She was the unwanted youngest child of Phillip and Collete Â and the stupid annoying kid sister of Matthew and Kristin.

Layne hung herself in her room leaving her family and so-called friends overjoyed that the emo psycho was finally dead and gone. You see Layne was a failure and a drain on society. She got knocked up at 14 and failed miserably at being a mother to her son […]

8/2/2012 13 comments

The Unbreakable Bonds of true friendship

by Unique 3/27/2012

written by Unique

Today i live in a nice two storyÂ apartment, its safe and secure, its not on the ground floor, its quite. (I love the quite) I have aÂ full timeÂ job, good friends and i can say that i am honestly happy again. But my life was not always this way.

A few years ago i was living on the streets, i had no money, no was looking for me because they knew where i was, i was depressed and high and i had given up on life, and my then family and friends had all given up on me. (Its not their fault, i was being a totally […]

3/27/2012 2 comments

Last minute check list

by deadright 1/9/2012

written by deadright

Here I am trying to catch up on last minute details.

I had a fun time writing my own obituary and even put some humor in it. I am going to leave it in my home taped to my refrigerator along with my handwritten, live and dead wills. I understand that if you just type it out and sign it, the document can be contested. The same goes for DNR orders and suicide notes. You can write a short version of the note by hand for the police department, photocopy it and put them in separate envelopes. You can then type up a long version where […]

1/9/2012 26 comments