Hi… I”m still here…
I have a twisted ankle and a broken finger(index) and I’m lying in bed…
It happened today, I was on the oval (rare sight) and these guys were playing football. I guy had kicked the football and it was about to go onto the road so I jumped up and caught it. Next thing you know they all came charging at me yelling “HE’S GOT THE BALL ARGGHHHH” and tackled me, forming a dog-pile. And I’m surprised my face isn’t broken because someone sat on it in the tumble. What the hell did they eat earlier on??!! After that they left me and the fractures I thought I had on the oval. I actually don’t know how I got the twisted ankle… maybe someone sat on that as well…
The doctor must’ve gotten his diploma from the university of idiots because suddenly he turned into my psychiatrist and said I had PDST (Post-traumatic stress disorder I think…) and I thought that was totally uncalled for and stormed out even though I felt like that elephant was sitting on my face still.
Where were my parents you ask? At a PARTY! THEY BLEW ME AND THE FRACTURES I THOUGHT I HAD OFF FOR A PARTY?! I had to WALK to the doctors after school -_-
Moral of the story is don’t let elephants sit on your face…
Bai…
P.s  They’re grade 6 how can they be that heavy?!
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Australia is AWESOME!!!! I hope to visit someday.
You guys have great surfers. Plus Steve Irwin. Probably other stuff, too….(good weather)? Yeah. Seems like a nice place. AC/DC is from there, right?
What town are you in? if yr in sydney let me know, this is fucked up that yr parents didn’t come get you and if anything like that happens again, we should be able to work something out.
@lucy. steve irwin is dead.
I went to the aquarium and saw the type of sting rays that killed steve irwin. their fucking huge!
@lucy4 yea… unfortunately he did die(We had a party xP) Ac/Dc is from here…
@one_day i wish i was… im in brisbane x(…
@TC i envy him…
and i realised i just called myself heavy…
I’m in Australia too!
And how could your parents ditch you for a party when you needed them?
@nofantasy – shoot me an email and tell me about yourself and your situation. I pretty much have friends or friends of friends all over the place, and if something like that ever happens again, I know people in brisbane I can call in a favour. I was in brisbane just last month 🙂
You wanna die getting stung by a sting ray too? These things were huge, that’d be like being stabbed by a sword
at least it wouldnt be self-inflicted