Normal

Wake up
brush my teeth
don’t forget to floss
mouthwash
rinse and repeat

shower and get dressed
eat a wholesome breakfast
read the morning paper

show up to work
right on time
clock in
work hard (or at least pretend)
clock out

go home for the day
exercise regularly
answer the phone
listen intently
feign interest
make “friends”
have dinner parties
be a normal
functioning member of society
go to bed at a decent time
don’t forget to reset that alarm
tomorrow is another day
another chance to prove you are worthwhile
a normal functioning member of society