“I have never been so bored in all my life. All this woman does is work. It’s the same thing day after day. Get up. Get ready. Go to work. Teach school. Stay after school hours to prepare for the next day. Go home. Try to straighten up a little. Cook supper. Grade papers while the TV drones on and her husband watches ESPN in the ‘Man Cave’ downstairs.
Then she goes to bed and gets up the next day and does it again. It’s been the same thing for months now. I thought once summer arrived, there would be a break. But I learned today that she is going to teach summer school too! I can’t stand it anymore. I can no longer be a part of this. Good-bye cruel world.”
–P. Thomas Ogle, 43, NSA Surviellance Analyst
A police spokesman confirmed that hair was found around the chair where Ogle died. “Apparently, the victim tore his hair out in despair before he shot himself,” he said.
The NSA has refused to comment on Ogle’s death.
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I feel so bad for the poor woman.
Imagine having literally bored someone to death.
It mentions her “Ima Mentor” by name. God bless Ima, still slaving away at age 63. The drudgery of her dismal life proved so intense as to be lethal to a seasoned domestic spy and reluctant onlooker.