Yeah.  That’s the wonderful advice I was given a few moments ago.  A “friend” sent me a message indicating he saw I hadn’t been on the “book of faces” for a couple weeks and had not seen me out an about.  “Well at least I know you’re not one of those f*cked up crazy people about to off himself LOL”.  I responded with … “well I could really use a real friend right now.  Not feeling so great about life”.  I receive back “oh f*cking get over it lol  I know you’re not insane so you’ll not be off’ing yourself or some stupid sh*t like that.  Pick yourself up! Go get wasted!  You’ll feel awesome after! If not then just go blow ur brains out ROFLMAO”
wow … wow
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Every time I see LMAO I think of Chairman Mao. It bothers me when people say OMG out loud, too. Text speak. We’re all getting dumber.
I think I’ll take your friends advice and get wasted now. Disregard anything else I write tonight, I’ll feel so awesome in a few hours that nothing I write will be coherent. Cheers.
A friend to me is someone who if they saw me about to get hit by a car would push me out of the way even if they could get hurt. People say friend like anyone who they chat up and do shit with is their friend…yea right. How’s that therapy ish going you go yet?
@calimike: I read your comment as sarcastic towards me but I think I’m simply misinterpreting. I entered “friend” with quotes. I have no friends but many acquaintances – I don’t call anyone “friend” unless they fit the description you provided. As far as the therapy: my first appointment is Monday. I’ll let you know my first impressions.
Also, I like your definition. I feel that describes “friend” perfectly.
Yea I’m a pretty sarcastic guy but I’m not like trying to get in your face or like direct shit at you. Just observing the world…in person its clear how I mean things just text is so useless in some ways.
I pretty much live on sarcasm so it’s cool with me. And yes, it’s difficult at times to express true meaning vis-a-vis characters on a screen.
Hope on Monday you meet some woman in the waiting room who is there for sex addiction. 🙂
Sex addiction and an eating disorder. Bring your harpoon. That’s usually how these things work out.
@calimike and @cosmic – very funny. The only positive thing I can report about my current state is although my libido is 0% and has been for quite some time, when the opportunity presents itself then physically I have zero issues. Of course I try to sneak a peak at the television or juggle the next day’s agenda in my head during “the act” otherwise I would become bored. I suppose this is simply one aspect of always wearing the smile and acting the part of the happy go lucky guy.
As far as this psychologist’s office apparently, it is set up that patients will not run into each other. You come in one door and exit through another and they schedule with padded times – at least that’s what she told me. I suppose this is what insurance can buy: a private experience rather than a sterile, clinical waiting room full of shady-looking characters with shifty eyes.
some “friend” ya’ got there..
Wow I feel you on the no sex drive. Its pretty awkward when a girl gives y ou a blow and then jumps on ya and holds ya down cause she wants a ride and then you push her off cause you have no desire. Like what the fuck. I would like to know why I am like that. I’ve turned down pretty much every time…even a threesome this one time. Reminds me of Paint it Black by the rolling stones. “I see the girls walk by in their summer clothes; I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.”