Screw you, world. You make my life living hell and cause suffering and misery for all of us? Well, I’m going to do the exact OPPOSITE of what you expect. Just to spite your ass. I’m going to go outside and find an ant hill. And I’m going to give them this apple core. And those 1000 ants are going to be like “wow, god is awesome! we can eat for weeks!” And I’ll be like, yeah right. The world effing sucks, but Enjoy, little ones.
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Sounds like that episode of Seinfield where George Castanza, does the opposite of what he normally does, and gets a job managing the Yankees. So maybe doing the opposite of what you normally do might work out 🙂
I like that. 🙂
Nice
Cyanure, people will think that I’m evil but I don’t care. I love animals, especially cats but I used to destroy ant hills when I was a kid – I always thought that it was fun.
*sigh*
I won’t do that anymore.
It was oddly satisfying.
@Tris Don’t worry, I was a very evil child. If I fed 1000 ants for 1000 days it still wouldn’t make up for all the crap I’ve done.
Seinfeld episode where George became the opposite guy.
It worked for him 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY
Hmmmm, Cyanure… I still feel like an evil child so I’ll keep destroying their hills.
Well IMO some of the ants deserve it…..especially those evil red fire ones….I hate them…..they attacked me when I was a child…..the black ants aren’t as aggressive and have never bitten me so I try not to kill them when they somehow end up crawling up my arm…..but I will stomp a mud hole into a red ant
love it