Honestly I do hope that our species does advance in such a tremendous way that they do, at some point in the future, look back on all of us in the current time and the ones past as fools. Granted it’s not our fault so much as we may think considering that we haven’t had much knowledge to work with until recently. We have made more progress in just the last century alone than all the other ones before combined. But we still have quite a ways to go if we ever want to evolve into a truly enlightened, intelligent, and civilized species.
Religion is just one part of a much bigger problem, and all of those separate issues combined are what is more commonly known as the human condition.
Rape. Violence. Hatred. Prejudice. Poverty. Inequality. Greed. Vanity. Exploitation. Slavery. War. Oppression. Murder. The list goes on and on.
We are a very disturbed species, and we need to start making some changes and we need to start making them now.
How do you know that future generations won’t think we’re foolish for not believing in god?
There are thousands of different definitions for what “god” is. It wouldn’t surprise me if the majority of humanity holds a false construct of what god actually is.
Maybe god is an alien. Maybe god is you and me but we just don’t know it yet.
Perhaps we are all tiny pieces of god, latent and undeveloped, like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle waiting to be assembled into a coherent whole.
Or maybe its all BS.
WiG would be having a geriatric field day with this post. Hopefully he’s run out of laxatives (for once) and won’t come poo-poo all over this post/site.
In time to come, humanity may advance forward to a point, before taking a massive step back. Fuelled only by the desire for power, yet not in the name of knowledge, but that of sheer “want”. Nobody wants power, they crave it. This…god…that people speak of…perhaps he is no different to you and I? The omnipresent “stranger on a bus” so to speak. His existence will never be proven, and frankly it should stay that way. Humanity will never be ready for such a revelation.
@TMS: God spoke to me in a dream last night. He said “relax. Get a motorcycle and try to get laid more often”.
He made a lot of sense, I think I might take his advice.
(God does visit people in dreams, right? You don’t think I just imagined this do you)?
He spoke in the form of a piece of burning shubbery so yeah…don’t see any reason why he wouldn’t visit you in Dreamland? That’s some pretty good advice he gave you.
I think he may be giving me a sign too. I shit you not, last night I had a dream that I had to kill these rival gang members at a church service. So I waste about five of them and all of a sudden their boss turns up.
Chuck. Fuckin’. Norris.
Obviously my AK jammed (and we both know that never happens) so I knew I was fucked. The last thing I remember before waking up was the way he just lololsmashed me back into reality…
…yep, I’m traumatized. 7 in the mornin’ and I already want a drink.
@TMS; Quentin Tarantino just called. He wants to know if you’d be interested in writing a screenplay. * Gang members going to church – Check
* AK47’s firing (or misfiring) in a wild church gunbattle. – Check
* Chuck Norris – Check
I think the Lord wants you to make a movie and share whatever it is that you’ve been smoking.
Does Dr. Obodo have the authority to write prescriptions?
What are they teaching students in Voodoo Med school these days? I worry about the quality of Witch Doctors we can expect in the future.
Haha, damn straight man, count me in! Hell I’ve only ever done coke and that was a one-time, isolated incident. Aside from the fact that it has no hallucinogenic effects to speak of. I attribute it all to the fact that I’ve been wired, unwired, rewired, then unrewired again and my brainbox is just “bleh”. Maybe I’ll make a movie in time to come, but I don’t think it’ll be as epic.
Isn’t his specialty love potions? I don’t remember hearing anything about his ability to cast spells on race horses. Who knows, magic is magic right?
I had a shrimp & pasta dish for breakfast. It was delicious.
Went to the bar last night and some random girl sat down next to me. She started complaining about her boyfriend. The b/f showed up five minutes later and said “are you going home with this guy” (pointing at me). She looked at me and I looked up at the hockey game on TV. I ordered a beer and they left together.
Could you ask Dr. Obodo to cast a spell which wards off crazy broads in bars?
Best way to ward off crazy broads at bars: let your finger nails grow and never clip them until they reach 8″ in length. Also never shave your facial hair, but braid it into Pippi Longstocking style handlebars. It’s guaranteed to work miracles.
@ Lorax; That does sound more eco friendly than spraying her with a can of bug repellent.
I’ve noticed a certain type of woman exists who likes watching men fight over her. I think she wanted the boyfriend to get jealous and engage me in combat. No thanks. I’m not going to get baited into fighting over mating rights of some random chick I met five minutes ago. The bf didn’t seem interested either.
@Duke; What would it take for society to retire the word “nipple” and instead adopt the term “titty hat”? I prefer Titty Hats – it just sounds better.
Can I count on your signature once the petition goes into circulation?
@Duderino; I didn’t want to get involved in their personal business. They had issues which had nothing to do with me.
Shit happens. Sometimes its best to just drink your beer and watch TV.
God appeared to me in a dream last night and suggested I get a motorcycle, so I went to the Ducati dealership today. They close at 5:00 PM on Saturdays, I got there at 5:09, so I decided to research Ducati online.
Ducati was recently purchased by Audi, a subsidiary of Volkswagen. VW also bought out Lamborghini a few years ago. Who knew the humble German automaker was doing so well? (Not me).
Ducati dominated superbike racing in the 90’s. They were formidable and undeniably sexy, they still are. I’ve always had a soft spot Italian machines. Cars or bikes, they’re just cool…and expensive.
I think I might get a Yamaha FZ1. It’s essentially a naked R1, which is their top of the line race bike. The FZ1 is an inline 4 cylinder, liquid cooled, 5 valves per cylinder 998 cc sheep in wolf’s clothing. It’s an unassuming, no frills standard looking bike that boasts a crazy power to weight ratio. There are plenty of aftermarket accessories available too. I’ll pipe it, get hard luggage bags, and a center stand so I can lube and adjust the chain without having to prop it upright otherwise. It’s a bargain compared to the Ducati – you get way more bang for the buck.
Who knows though…I’ve always wanted a Ducati. Maybe God will revisit me in my sleep and influence me one way or the other. Hmmm. “The Axis Powers” – Germany, Italy and Japan. They all make killer stuff.
It’s kinda weird. Here we are in 2014 and my favorite stuff is made by the Allied Forces enemies in WW2.
@duder: you probably need to log into gmail from the web, read their external client FAQ, and check your settings. It’s possible that an update could have reset your client-side settings, which would mean if you use, say, windows mail or outlook to grab your gmail, it won’t work if windows somehow put the settings back to default.
TL;DR: check your settings, both on your device, and on the web.
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That’s if there’s any future generations to begin with. And who knows, maybe they’ll dream up concepts all of their own?
Honestly I do hope that our species does advance in such a tremendous way that they do, at some point in the future, look back on all of us in the current time and the ones past as fools. Granted it’s not our fault so much as we may think considering that we haven’t had much knowledge to work with until recently. We have made more progress in just the last century alone than all the other ones before combined. But we still have quite a ways to go if we ever want to evolve into a truly enlightened, intelligent, and civilized species.
Religion is just one part of a much bigger problem, and all of those separate issues combined are what is more commonly known as the human condition.
Rape. Violence. Hatred. Prejudice. Poverty. Inequality. Greed. Vanity. Exploitation. Slavery. War. Oppression. Murder. The list goes on and on.
We are a very disturbed species, and we need to start making some changes and we need to start making them now.
How do you know that future generations won’t think we’re foolish for not believing in god?
There are thousands of different definitions for what “god” is. It wouldn’t surprise me if the majority of humanity holds a false construct of what god actually is.
Maybe god is an alien. Maybe god is you and me but we just don’t know it yet.
Perhaps we are all tiny pieces of god, latent and undeveloped, like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle waiting to be assembled into a coherent whole.
Or maybe its all BS.
WiG would be having a geriatric field day with this post. Hopefully he’s run out of laxatives (for once) and won’t come poo-poo all over this post/site.
In time to come, humanity may advance forward to a point, before taking a massive step back. Fuelled only by the desire for power, yet not in the name of knowledge, but that of sheer “want”. Nobody wants power, they crave it. This…god…that people speak of…perhaps he is no different to you and I? The omnipresent “stranger on a bus” so to speak. His existence will never be proven, and frankly it should stay that way. Humanity will never be ready for such a revelation.
@TMS: God spoke to me in a dream last night. He said “relax. Get a motorcycle and try to get laid more often”.
He made a lot of sense, I think I might take his advice.
(God does visit people in dreams, right? You don’t think I just imagined this do you)?
@C4
He spoke in the form of a piece of burning shubbery so yeah…don’t see any reason why he wouldn’t visit you in Dreamland? That’s some pretty good advice he gave you.
I think he may be giving me a sign too. I shit you not, last night I had a dream that I had to kill these rival gang members at a church service. So I waste about five of them and all of a sudden their boss turns up.
Chuck. Fuckin’. Norris.
Obviously my AK jammed (and we both know that never happens) so I knew I was fucked. The last thing I remember before waking up was the way he just lololsmashed me back into reality…
…yep, I’m traumatized. 7 in the mornin’ and I already want a drink.
@TMS; Quentin Tarantino just called. He wants to know if you’d be interested in writing a screenplay. * Gang members going to church – Check
* AK47’s firing (or misfiring) in a wild church gunbattle. – Check
* Chuck Norris – Check
I think the Lord wants you to make a movie and share whatever it is that you’ve been smoking.
I always have one certainty that wins. Captain Chris was nailed on but I lost my composure, got carried away. Some how I managed to mess it up again.
Err… shouldn’t I be telling people on the horse racing forum? Yeah, but I don’t care about them. They couldn’t tip rubbish.
I should keep to the plan. No more extravagance.
Does Dr. Obodo have the authority to write prescriptions?
What are they teaching students in Voodoo Med school these days? I worry about the quality of Witch Doctors we can expect in the future.
Dr Obodo. I forgot all about that guy. Thanks for reminding me. I think it’s the time.
@C4
Haha, damn straight man, count me in! Hell I’ve only ever done coke and that was a one-time, isolated incident. Aside from the fact that it has no hallucinogenic effects to speak of. I attribute it all to the fact that I’ve been wired, unwired, rewired, then unrewired again and my brainbox is just “bleh”. Maybe I’ll make a movie in time to come, but I don’t think it’ll be as epic.
Future generations will think we are foolish, because we eat processed cheese products.
Isn’t his specialty love potions? I don’t remember hearing anything about his ability to cast spells on race horses. Who knows, magic is magic right?
I had a shrimp & pasta dish for breakfast. It was delicious.
Went to the bar last night and some random girl sat down next to me. She started complaining about her boyfriend. The b/f showed up five minutes later and said “are you going home with this guy” (pointing at me). She looked at me and I looked up at the hockey game on TV. I ordered a beer and they left together.
Could you ask Dr. Obodo to cast a spell which wards off crazy broads in bars?
Best way to ward off crazy broads at bars: let your finger nails grow and never clip them until they reach 8″ in length. Also never shave your facial hair, but braid it into Pippi Longstocking style handlebars. It’s guaranteed to work miracles.
@ Lorax; That does sound more eco friendly than spraying her with a can of bug repellent.
I’ve noticed a certain type of woman exists who likes watching men fight over her. I think she wanted the boyfriend to get jealous and engage me in combat. No thanks. I’m not going to get baited into fighting over mating rights of some random chick I met five minutes ago. The bf didn’t seem interested either.
@C4: I rarely respond well to that, either. I’m more inclined to roll my eyes and order the other guy a drink because he’d surely need one.
Yeah I’ll ask him about that. The love potions seem to work. I’ve got an idea, I’ll pay him out my winnings. That should inspire him.
@Duke; What would it take for society to retire the word “nipple” and instead adopt the term “titty hat”? I prefer Titty Hats – it just sounds better.
Can I count on your signature once the petition goes into circulation?
@c4
you should have replied, ‘i would never go home with a girl who goes out with a douchebag like you’.
and now for something completely different: can anyone give me tips on why my gmail doesn’t load my messages (i’m running windows 7)
thanks in advance
I wonder if all men are douchebags, deep down inside.
(I know you’re going to counter with: all women must have the potential to be cunts, and I won’t argue with that.)
@Duderino; I didn’t want to get involved in their personal business. They had issues which had nothing to do with me.
Shit happens. Sometimes its best to just drink your beer and watch TV.
That makes perfect sense so I’ll have to agree.
God appeared to me in a dream last night and suggested I get a motorcycle, so I went to the Ducati dealership today. They close at 5:00 PM on Saturdays, I got there at 5:09, so I decided to research Ducati online.
Ducati was recently purchased by Audi, a subsidiary of Volkswagen. VW also bought out Lamborghini a few years ago. Who knew the humble German automaker was doing so well? (Not me).
Ducati dominated superbike racing in the 90’s. They were formidable and undeniably sexy, they still are. I’ve always had a soft spot Italian machines. Cars or bikes, they’re just cool…and expensive.
I think I might get a Yamaha FZ1. It’s essentially a naked R1, which is their top of the line race bike. The FZ1 is an inline 4 cylinder, liquid cooled, 5 valves per cylinder 998 cc sheep in wolf’s clothing. It’s an unassuming, no frills standard looking bike that boasts a crazy power to weight ratio. There are plenty of aftermarket accessories available too. I’ll pipe it, get hard luggage bags, and a center stand so I can lube and adjust the chain without having to prop it upright otherwise. It’s a bargain compared to the Ducati – you get way more bang for the buck.
Who knows though…I’ve always wanted a Ducati. Maybe God will revisit me in my sleep and influence me one way or the other. Hmmm. “The Axis Powers” – Germany, Italy and Japan. They all make killer stuff.
It’s kinda weird. Here we are in 2014 and my favorite stuff is made by the Allied Forces enemies in WW2.
@duder: you probably need to log into gmail from the web, read their external client FAQ, and check your settings. It’s possible that an update could have reset your client-side settings, which would mean if you use, say, windows mail or outlook to grab your gmail, it won’t work if windows somehow put the settings back to default.
TL;DR: check your settings, both on your device, and on the web.