Well I was busy and she was not, so she poked around found the key! Opened my hiding place, found two tanks of helium, I was smart enough not to keep all the components together, I scattered them in separate places, the regulator, tubing, and so on, she asked what I had those tanks for! I said for blowing up balloons, she said where are the balloons? I said I haven’t gotten them yet, I said it was a surprise! I was throwing a party! She said what party? I said well it wouldn’t be a surprise if I told you! Ha ha! ïŠ Little does she know for my going away party! Ha ha! So now because I haven’t decided what I’m going to do for sure I have to throw some kind of a party!!! Son of a *****!! 🙂
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Hahahahaha she found your death kit! When the family and friends get together at your memorial, she’ll say,”I found the hellium tanks and he said it was for a party. That little trickster!”
Hahahahaha Rocketman
Will you get a piñata? I’ve always wanted one but regrettably, never quite found the right moment.
@ Bipolar American ,
Oh how funny! even if it’s not, I’m laughing hard too! it was hard to keep a strait face 🙂
My sister found my ‘suicide kit’ while I was in the hospital a few years ago. She Googled what was in it and came up with my plan. Since I had found it on Google, I wasn’t surprised that she was able to enter the stuff and come up with the plan. If I hadn’t sent a ‘read between the lines’ e-mail, it would have been smoother sailing.
@ Duke of Marmalade,
Ha ha! She will probably make one of me!! if I go though with it one day 🙂
Now I got to have a party and I have no idea for who or why? 🙂
“Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.” 🙂
@Rocketman, you should get a package of balloons and fill a couple up. Tie strings on them and tether them to your body! Hahahahaha that would be a pisser of a story down the road…
“He filled up the balloons like it was a party, then put on the hellium hood!”
Hahahahaha
You cheese ball, the going away party!
distant.road,
yeah! she was wondering she also had an idea of something not right! ha ha! she asked are you sure? your not sniffing it are you?? 🙂 I said now what the fuck would I sniff helium for? so I could talk like Donald Duck!! PLEASE spare me! where do you come up with these ideas? 🙂 Ha ha!
@ Bipolar American,
Oh I know! your just as bad as me!!! how about balloons and a big sign that says SURPISE!!!
Please! knock it off! were having to much fun with this!! I’m about to pee my pants!! laughing so hard!
It would have been more difficult to explain drugs paraphernalia or adult DVD collection. Or if you were a terrorist trying to conceal chemicals used to make bombs. Yeah, that would be awkward.
Fair enough, Duke. As for my kit, my sister wasn’t worried about terrorism or adult stuff when she found my kit. She had an idea already before she Googled it. It was awkward enough… Thankfully no terrorist or adult stuff.
Dude, you can have the balloons on the outside of the door with “s-u-r-p-r-i-s-e” written on them…..then have the funny shaped balloons inside. Have a note on your door that says,”the Donald Duck voice room”
You could make it look like you were a disnep-crazed party thrower! Everybody will be like,”His goofy ass thought the hood would turn him into Donald Duck!”
Exactly, exactly. So do you think it was a blessing in disguise that your sister found out?
Hahahahaha….please tell me you’ll die laughing
Hahahaha
I’m alive, Duke… and I was already in the hospital getting treatment when she found it… Thanks to a ‘not-so-farewell-but-farewell’ e-mail I had sent out. If I had gotten a lot further in life since then, then I would have considered it a blessing. But I haven’t really moved much… and I’m still sitting here on SP… so I just don’t know. I haven’t given up… but I’m not as optimistic now as I was then. If that makes sense.
They sell Donald Duck costumes all year long on costumes.com
Hahahahahaha
@ Duke of Marmalade ,
Oh yeah, but trust me it really wasn’t easy! I felt like I was doing those things! I had to think quick and lie through my teeth! because lets face it! It was a matter of life or death!! 🙂 I guess I still got it. 🙂 Boy though like Bipolar American said, That little trickster!†If I go through with it, they will laugh about it!! 🙂 if she tells them. she’ll say that fucker!!! Ha ha
It makes perfect sense. How much progress do you think the average man makes in a lifetime? They spend 90% of their time asleep or at work and by the time they can afford to retire life has passed them by. Most people are going nowhere it’s just that nobody has time to reflect on a futile existence.
Valid point, Duke. The VA and others have told me that I need something to do in order to give myself some perceived value or accomplishment… and to take my mind off the not-good stuff. I’m working on it… painfully slow. As I type, I’m sitting in a hotel… better than when I was homeless but not quite a home. It’s a roof over the head and I appreciate it… but, at my age, I should have a house or at least an apartment. So I could be worse off… and I realize that… but I could be so much better off, too. Not trying to have a pity party… just my daily or moment-to-moment thinking.
@ Bipolar American,Duke of Marmalade,
you guys are terrible! making jokes over my demise! Ha ha! actually that is my style, I was thinking about shoving $100 dollars up my ass for the under taker as a tip 🙂
lol, rocketman… An interesting way to get a tip but $100 is $100!
rocketman…. you’re one wild dude.
@ DR I totally understand. Life is a journey and we are passengers. Some people travel light whilst others carry luggage. For some the journey is easy but others find it uncomfortable. In the end we all arrive at the same place. In life we feel there is something to prove and that we must justify ourselves to the world.
@ distant.road ,
now your laughing! I was just thinking you were the only one that cared whether I lived or die! thanks a bunch! 🙂 really I was feeling down today and you guys made me feel better!
laughter is GOOOOOOOD, rocketman! You don’t know how much I need and enjoy a good laugh! I care about you rocketman… and they say laughter is the best medicine! I hope you laugh more than a lot!
Thanks, Duke… I appreciate you saying that… very much.
@ TheRiver,
Thanks for the complement! That’s part of my problem I’m not burned out! Growing old gracefully doesn’t fit me.
@rocketman, I’m not into the hellium method, I think hanging is the way to go. How funny would it be to send a delayed text message,”Let hang out.” Then they find me swinging all lifeless with a smile on my face!
You’d never forget that!
Hahahaha
lol BA… That’s both ingenious and gruesome at the same time.
OK distant.road,
Now you have my attention! That’s exactly what I feel we all need, a good laugh! that is the best medicine! people come on here feeling depressed and really need a little upper, stay tuned! I’ll work on something that’s makes everyone smile! 🙂 I need some chicks? there is allot of guys on here lately? I want to throw a celebrity hot tub party!! but we need to include some girls 🙂
LOL…oh this morbid humor.
Getting the people on this site together? That would be one weird hot tub party.
The guy/girl ratio here skews heavily guy, I think… Looking quickly at a graph on Wikipedia, I see the ratio is about 3:1 – 6:1 with guys exceeding girls… so I guess that makes sense. We might have to invite some non suicidally-inclined females to make this work.
As for a celebrity party, I wonder if any celebs are free… We need at least one to show up. 🙂
“Let’s hang out bro!”
^
The standard on the site has gone down, markedly.
@ Bipolar American,
OK that was funny! 🙂 but I got to talk you out of hanging! I hate that method!!
However you could put a note on the front door! COME IN I’M HANGING OUT IN THE IN THE BEDROOM! HA HA!
The site has changed, Duke… I hear ya.
I’ve only been here since 2012 but I see it.
If you wanted to disperse the party, have gillian open her big/opinionated mouth hah!!!
@ DR Since I got rid of my phone, I don’t follow the site as much. Now I’ll only log in if I’m online which is much better.
You’re always looking for opportunities to have a go at gillian, aren’t you BA? I have to admit, the little back and forth between you guys makes me laugh sometimes though.
I never liked how this site displays on my mobile… Wishfully, I want them to use a Wordpress mobile plug-in so it’s easier to view…. but I digress.
Ama just e-mailed me today… It was a short e-mail but it was good to hear from her. We’ve lost a few of the regulars… I understand that change is inevitable… people come and go… but there has been a marked change. Ama is on an extended SP break… I understand it.
I think some head-butting is natural… I get the BA/gillian thing… Both have some valid viewpoints and the two just don’t mesh. It would be nice if they could peacefully co-exist but… such is life.
Yeah, she was very good at communicating with people. The last time she was here, she didn’t cover herself in glory but she wasn’t well.
I enjoy banter with engaging females. I tend to laugh through most of it.
Agreed, Duke… I saw Ama’s last visit here and I agree… She has some challenges going on. I think that’s why she’s not here… and also why her e-mail is brief. When she gets things going, I hope to see her back here. She has had some shining moments… but life has a way of giving reality checks.
@rocketman , hanging isn’t the easy way out by any means, but it’s going to be worth all the laughs! That is for sure 🙂
@distant.road, Yeah, I’ll miss Mysterious Stranger…that crazy mofo. He was a wild dude, too. I got here relatively recently, so I’m not familiar with too many of the former regulars.
And yeah, peaceful coexistence would be nice, but unfortunately the world wasn’t really designed that way…ah well.
Still, I think the BA/gillian is more playful than anything else, so no worries.
Nah… The world wasn’t designed for all-peace all-the-time… Never has been that way and never will be. SP is just a microcosm of real life so I get that.
There are a bunch of (former?) regs that I think about every so often… If for no other reason, I remember their kindness when I first found SP.
Agreed, TheRiver… BA/gillian do their thing… It’s online… so the worst that can happen is pretty much nothing. Neither one will lose sleep… but both will probably laugh.
I hope so too but the site doesn’t attract the right kind of diversity anymore. For the people that have been here ages and are unlikely to ever kill themselves, there isn’t a lot else to talk about.
That is true, Duke… Dare I say, it doesn’t have the same purpose that it used to. I mean, the ‘mission statement’ remains the same but the ‘clientele’ is different… and the topics/mannerisms are different… I’m not sure how it could get fixed… I think with Google doing the referrals and sending people over, SP is at the mercy of Google. I guess that means a different crowd from what it used to be.
Before people just did what they want and now it’s more controlled. Conformists are the popular majority. It’s just not cool anymore.
I hear ya.. I don’t have a problem with parameters… but things are quite constricted nowadays. People are different and come here form all walks of life, all backgrounds, age groups, interests, beliefs, etc… The last thing anybody should be on a suicide site is a conformist.
There is a good chance some of the people here have suffered as a result of their individuality. Mainstream doesn’t like differences… so people coming here really shouldn’t have to conform. I mean… Basic ground rules are fine, but… it gets to a point of being counter-productive.
I don’t know if Admin was threatened by somebody but we were ok for months before these moderators got involved. I’m not sure what happened there but that’s when it went downhill. That’s what commercialism does.
This has to be a tricky site to run… I can see that. Not to mention all the possible legal issues with people discussing death, methods, etc… and minors coming here talking about death probably makes it even more difficult. Personally, it would be too risky a venture for me. Admirable but too risky. So, like I said, I understand basic ground rules. But conformity can get in the way sometimes… particularly on a site like SP. Not sure if it’s commercialism or just managing the risk.
It’s not something I feel strongly about, I don’t care about the site at all now. It’s just an observation that for years nobody did anything and then a certain type of people show up and then it becomes an issue. Some people like fluffy cats, wondering how a flower grows and boring things, I don’t.
Fluffy lazy cats!
lol, BA… Somehow, I knew somebody would use the “fluffy cats” phrase.
Where??
…..the cat guy….