They purposely like everyone here to be single so as to discourage us from life even more. Strange that, since most folks come here during or after a significant break-up. Hmm… Quite a thought-provoking post here, OP.
Welcome aboard. SSG will dispatch you a sweg-beg of gummi bears and a tot of whiskey to wash ’em down with.
It’s all a gummi bear conspiracy. They don’t want us to form a gummi bear company and be successful. It’s the man holding us down. We could have the hummingbear gummis, maybe gummi beers….
Hell, red and white? Gummi wine!
Sigh…I suppose SSG would have to promise to keep those poisoned ones hidden away from the rest of us so the world didn’t think we were heading to our sweet, sticky end on the gummi mothership.
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They purposely like everyone here to be single so as to discourage us from life even more. Strange that, since most folks come here during or after a significant break-up. Hmm… Quite a thought-provoking post here, OP.
Welcome aboard. SSG will dispatch you a sweg-beg of gummi bears and a tot of whiskey to wash ’em down with.
Lol
I like the white and red ones
It’s all a gummi bear conspiracy. They don’t want us to form a gummi bear company and be successful. It’s the man holding us down. We could have the hummingbear gummis, maybe gummi beers….
Hell, red and white? Gummi wine!
Sigh…I suppose SSG would have to promise to keep those poisoned ones hidden away from the rest of us so the world didn’t think we were heading to our sweet, sticky end on the gummi mothership.
“…gummi beers”.
11/10 – Would binge to.
Hahaha 🙂
Nothing like waking up with a bad headache, a mouthful of cavities, and probably what would be best described as “clown vomit”.